Honest sorostitute: When I'm drunk, I would probably give head to a homeless person.
St. Patty's Day enthusiast: Ugh, I want to make little leprechaun babies with you.
Girl who writes for the WALK: You have a somewhat high fashion look. And by that, I mean being skinny and wearing mostly black.
Apes bro in WilCaf: Don't you love love? I fell in love with this girl over spring break. We even had a gram together. But then she deleted it, and I'll probably never see her again.