Zete boy: Yeah, we basically invented downtowns.
SDT senior: I can’t wait to fast for Yom Kippur so I can get ready for Vegas.
Beta boy: I would suck his dick to get a job at Bain Capital.
Dumb girl in Houston: I need to take an Adderall to get through an episode of “Scandal.”
Guy who needs a room change: He’s a really nice guy, he just tends to beat the shit out of me.
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