Girl on Locust: You 100% just farted into the phone!
Cosmopolitan betch: He’s not that scary—he’s just a Russian oligarch.
Drunk girl: I’m so friendly, it’s crazy.
Boyfriend: I don’t carry money, it’s dirty.
Girlfriend: But you do coke with it...
Boyfriend: Yeah, only with hundreds.
Professor: They met at nightclub, but they're getting married in Zambia.
Frathlete: Baseball pledging is so much worse than Theos pledging.
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