Sceney Bitch: I’m done with this life of excess I lead. I’m going to become a monk.

Sophomore Musical Theater Boy: If Marcus fucks up this tap number one more time, I will slice his throat open. I’ve done it before, so help me god.

Pretty girl in Metro: I hope no one finds out I’m a lizard–person.

Athlete: *I wanna dance with somebody plays* 

AXO in Van Pelt: Hamster is a weird word. Hamp-ster. Ham-ster.