Girl in blazer outside BCG info session: I feel so cheated—they used the same case as they did in the spring info session.

Junior in the Huntsman quiet study room: I just saw a freshman carrying a Birkin to class....I see Penn has really perfected the admissions process.

Scruffy boy on Locust: It’s not business, it’s an orgy.

Blonde female Facebook stalker: He looks like your average Long Island Jew with a twinkle in his eye as he gets an AEPi bid at Syracuse.