Frustrated FroGro shopper: Khloe Kardashian just fell for the wrong guy, but love is love man. Love is love.

Betch in workout clothes: I had to limit myself to one Pellegrino a day. I just can't do Perrier though. Perrier is REPULSIVE.

Senior boy in seminar: I'm feeling alive right now—just listened to some serious Future walking over here. I could, like, burn a fucking village right now.

Wharton junior: My phone autocorrects "fiancé" to "finance."

Kid in Williams: Isn't Spain in Latin America too?