Disheartened Junior: “Oh you gave me flowers, but you didn’t make me come...”
Out–of–Touch Pretty Boy: “I miss my $100 haircuts back home.”
Lusty Christian: “He kind of gives off a sexy priest vibe.”
Arie Stan: “You’ve never seen the Bachelor? That’s un–American.”
Confused Bio 101 Student: “My parents are each other’s identical twins.”
Wharton Professor: “Don’t do drugs, kids. Or at least don’t fail your drug tests.”
Transportation Lover: “I chase more Ubers than boys.”
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