Victim of the "Take A Lap" Phenomenon: "Drake? He reminds me of every man in Phi."

Not Well–Adjusted: "Did you take psych in high school?"

Too Well–Adjusted: "No, but I did five years of therapy. That's gotta count." 

Ariel Turning Back into a Mermaid: "I'm feeling fishy tonight."

Definitely Embarrassed: "Is it a soft launch or am I just embarrassed of him?"

Seeking a Fat Ass: "I wish the Rodin [COVID–19] tent gave BBLs."