Victim of the "Take A Lap" Phenomenon: "Drake? He reminds me of every man in Phi."
Not Well–Adjusted: "Did you take psych in high school?"
Too Well–Adjusted: "No, but I did five years of therapy. That's gotta count."
Ariel Turning Back into a Mermaid: "I'm feeling fishy tonight."
Definitely Embarrassed: "Is it a soft launch or am I just embarrassed of him?"
Seeking a Fat Ass: "I wish the Rodin [COVID–19] tent gave BBLs."
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