My epitaph: "Hater of god, lover of therapy: all the bad things."
Never Left Their Hamilton Phase: "The ego, the id, and the superego: I refer to mine as the Schuyler sisters."
Monogamists Fear Her: "The key to having two boyfriends is that one of them is not your boyfriend."
Gets Turned on by Green Book: "If Viggo Mortensen came up to me and said, 'Hey baby, let's get it on,' I'd say yes."
Manifestation TikTok Devotee: "I'm approachable but untouchable. Oversharing adds to my mystique."
