My epitaph: "Hater of god, lover of therapy: all the bad things."

Never Left Their Hamilton Phase: "The ego, the id, and the superego: I refer to mine as the Schuyler sisters."

Monogamists Fear Her: "The key to having two boyfriends is that one of them is not your boyfriend."

Gets Turned on by Green Book: "If Viggo Mortensen came up to me and said, 'Hey baby, let's get it on,' I'd say yes."

Manifestation TikTok Devotee: "I'm approachable but untouchable. Oversharing adds to my mystique."


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