The Carnivore-to-Cannibal Pipeline: “He's like if a piece of ham came to life.”

Drinks Whole Milk Chai Lattes: “You are just a walking, talking collection of gastrointestinal challenges.”

The Unexpected Manipulator: “I’m wearing blood orange earrings. It’s hard for anyone to look at me and go ‘Oh, you’re a bitch.’”

A High-Ranking DP Official: “This is a really embarrassing question…How do you update an app?”

Celebrating #TeenWolfBingeMonth: "We're both lesbians but totally obsessed with Dylan O'Brien, so interpret that psychology as you will."