The Female Gays: "I actually forgot that men can be in porn."

Jewish Day School Alum: "It reminds me of the hostels I stayed at in Poland. It's giving brutalist."

Tired of Being a Sugar Baby: "He's just another haphazardly thrown–together white man with thinning hair."

Slutologist: "I feel like a floozy exists at the intersection of bimbo and whore."

Cross–Faded Confederate: "He was a part of the conservative United Nations."