Campus Life
Tweet of the Week: 03.05.2014
Spring break will totally come faster if you vote for a tweet
Top 10 Alternative Spring Break Diets
Spring Break is coming up, kiddies! If you don’t have time (or energy, or desire) to cut back the cals, Ego has some better suggestions.
Word on the Street: Sharing Semen
Walking out of VP on Saturday afternoon, I had five new Grindr messages. Booyah. Three messages were from an old “professional type” looking for a twinky college boy, and the others were from a steamy grad student in the School of Design.
Letter from the Editor: 02.27.2014
In part two of my tween–obsession saga (for those of you following along, yes, I’m still listening to One Direction), I have a crush on a group of teenage–boy Vine stars. Rereading that sentence made me gag a little.
Highbrow Does Tinder
This week, Highbrow decided to venture into the world of modern love and see what all the kids are talking about. Swipe right, bitches.
Overheard at Penn: 02.27.2014
Theta frosh: Siri, where's Oz? A's boy: Who the fuck doesn't have Uber?! Girl on Locust: I may have egged a house once. VP security guard: I ooze flowers. Blonde girl: I just feel like I get really fucked up and suck dick at every date night.
The Roundup: 02.27.2014
One more week until Highbrow packs its bags and heads for paradise. Yes ducklings, it’s almost our favorite time of year: SPRING BREAK!
Ego of the Week: Emily Rubin
This Nightingale Nurse may be a tinder tease, but she’s DFA, down for anything. You can find her under the button—get your mind outta the gutter! She’ll be filming “The Button Show with Emily Rubin”
Tweet of the Week: 02.24.2014
Vote for this week's most fabulous tweet!
SEPTAdventures
Fun Fact: Uber is not the only method of transportation in Philadelphia. Try SEPTA, you spoiled brats. Market Frankford Line (MFL) Stop: 13th Street What’s there: Reading Terminal Market—home to every type of ethnic food and Amish mac and cheese. Nearby: City Hall, Love Park Who to go with: Your new PC
Ego of the Week: Spencer Penn
Spencer the Politician has been class president for four straight years. His legacy? A new and improved *Fab Club.* And he’s not leaving Penn just yet; find Spencer sub–matriculating from Wharton to SEAS for his Masters in Robotics and Engineering.
Penn and Ink: Student Tattoo of the Week
Name: Sierra Parker Year: 2014 Major: Political Science Minor: Computer Science Tattoo Location: Left hip The Story: Went to China with her mom.
Letter from the Editor: 02.20.2014
Yesterday morning I fell down five icy stairs on my back porch. It was incredibly painful. I sat there, alone in the cold, clawing for my phone, for two freezing–cold minutes.
Word on the Street: Four
[Trigger warning: Rape and Sexual Assault] Yesterday I turned 20. If we’re talking numbers, mine is 22.
