Campus Life
Ego of the Week: Nicole Grabowski
Nicole Grabowski is Penn’s very own BVOC (Big Vagina On Campus). When this full–time feminist is not fighting the patriarchy, she’s brushing up on her witchcraft and reading tea leaves.
(Dis)approval Matrix: 10.24.2013
The semester is halfway over and you’ve certainly given us a lot to talk about, kiddies. Let’s take a look back at this semester so far.
Open Letter: To Halloween Enthusiasts
Dear “People–Who–Get–Way–Into–Halloween,” I admire you. I truly do. With Halloween quickly approaching, I see you getting into your stride.
Ego's Spookiest Places at Penn
Biopond Nevermind the fact that about 60% of horror movies involve a lake in some way or another—for some reason, Penn decided to play God and create its own little slice of nature.
The Round Up: 10.24.2013
Ah yes, life at Penn goes on, ducklings. Mask and Wig had its show. Highbrow didn’t go. The Adderall popped as midterms loomed.
Overheard at Penn: 10.24.2013
Frat bro on Locust: See, if it didn’t have this logo, you might think I got it in Times Square.
Top 10 Halloween Costumes for 2013
1. Miley Cyrus There’s a Miley™ for every taste! Feeling cute and cuddly? Try a pre–nude–latex VMA Dancing Bear Miley™! Thirsty for adventure and a little bit more?
Ask Miss Cassandra: Hopping Frats Boys and Clothing Your Boy's Toy
The guy I am hooking up with says that it’s hard for him to get it up when he’s wearing a condom?
Ego Presents: Life Swap
Your college house defines your freshman year. The things you do, the people you meet—everything can be tied back to your choice of dorm. So, wouldn’t it be fun to take three unsuspecting (okay, they completely knew about it) freshmen, mix them up and have them tell us how another college house lives? This is Life Swap.
Word on the Street: Taunted, Not Teased
At some point during my freshman year, I found myself alone with a guy I’d just met. He had dark hair and eyes, I think, and his name was a generic one I soon forgot.
Overheard at Penn: 10.17.2013
Girl in Starbucks: I just really want a Hermès Birkin bag. I like how they’re subtle.
Ego of the Week: Kelly–Ann Corrigan
Kelly–Ann Corrigan, the self–proclaimed “Platt Rat,” has had as many PennCards as exec positions. Though this pint–sized powerhouse may be a master at ordering fellow thespians, she’s got a long way to go before she conquers “Two Truths and Lie.”
The Round Up: 10.17.2013
Did you have, like, the best Fall Break, like, ever? You just went home? Yeah, I figured from all the snapchats of your dog.
My Penn Addiction: "Let's Do Lunch"
I really want you to like me, to think of me as a friend. Not like, a good friend, but at least an acquaintance.
Ask Miss Cassandra: Smells that Linger and Eastern Europeans that Don't
My boyfriend and I have been together for a year now and everything has always been great in bed.
Word On The Street: Sisters (Should Be) Doin’ It For Themselves
This was written as a response to a previous Word on the Street, which can be found here. Yes, America is changing its thoughts on marijuana.
Tweet of the Week: 10.7.2013
Right about now, the tweet soul brotha——
