Girl discussing Halloween costume: We should just be tribal people. But, like, without being racist.
Guy in JWST–150: I’m pretty sure sector requirements exist solely to keep the Jewish Studies department alive.
Girl on Locust: Do you ever feel like you’re one of the Olsen twins, and the other one’s dead?
Smoke’s bouncer: There’s a one dollar cover.
Penn kid: But it’s the ninth anniversary of my bar mitzvah.
Girl at Tap House: All I want to do is be his friend, but he is texting me back, like, way too fast.
