Campus Life
Who's Having the Worst Week at Penn? 3.16.13
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Ego of the Week: Allie Fuchs
This former PRISM co–chair and Bill Clinton enthusiast is in Sphinx, majoring in Urban Studies and teaching for America in N'awlins next year. Oh, and she may be the first Penn student to take a class with her grandma.
Post–Spring Break Penn: A Guide to the Usual Suspects and How to Deal with Them
In the weeks following our all–too–short Spring Break, Locust will be filled with quintessential characters. Ego identifies these SB stereotypes and shows you how to handle the whining, bragging and preaching.
Overheard at Penn: 3.14.13
Girl on phone: She wore leopard print to a wake? What the hell is wrong with her? Sorority girl: Can’t a girl get some decent peanut butter in the Republic?! Junior girl: I’ll Venmo you a blowjob. Guy: I just don’t know what to do. Fratstar: Go take a poopy! MBA: People without iPhones are ruining my life.
Meh List: Spring Break '13
Highbrow picks the meh–est parts of SB13. Not good. Not bad. Just meh.
Dispatch: We Hit Turbulence
4:29 pm: JetBlue pilot announces our descent into JFK. He advises us to buckle up tightly because, due to the approaching nor’easter, it might get a little bumpy. 4:31 pm: Flight anxiety, which is already at a level 7, increases to level 8.
Ask Miss Cassandra: Plan (O)B(GYN)
When should I start seeing an OB/GYN?
Top 10 Pictures You Know Will Clog Your Spring Break News Feed
Does she really think she’s the only lady tanning in Me-hee-ko right now? Take note, muploaders.
Ego of the Week: Siraj Iqbal
This outgoing Simply Chaos president recently joined Excelano, is developing a rad app and acts in the Penn Taiwanese Society and Penn Philippine Association shows. And “A Bug’s Life” is his standup comedy inspiration.
The Round Up: 2.21.2013
Now that Highbrow finally has its big (love you!), we're totally ready to tackle things other than fake Facebook accounts.
Ego Presents: Penn Presidents' Day Palooza
Monday was President's Day, although you might have forgotten SINCE WE DIDN’T GET THE DAY OFF. But with “Lincoln” poised to win big at the Oscars on Sunday, Ego takes a look back at some of the POTUSes who have spent time at Dear Olde Penn.
First Ladies Chillin' On Campus
No Penn alum has ever become President of the United States, but many have visited campus... as have their wives. Hail to the high profile First Ladies.
Word on the Street: Red Fish, Blue Fish, Me Fish, You Fish
At the end of every day, I frantically hop into bed. The next day, I’m likely to repeat this routine.
Locust Lexicon: 2.21.13
TWA That Was Awkward Did you see that dude being hugged by the girl in the Vagina suit?
Ask Miss Cassandra: Losing Your V–Card and Improving Your Gaydar
I’m very curious about your opinion on losing your virginity, perhaps in a strange place.
