Campus Life
Ego of the Week: Muhga Eltigani
This cultural maven dabbles in art, religion and theater—and still has time to be a triple major. She stage managed, acted and directed for the African American Art Alliance, is the former prez of the Muslim Student Association and promotes interfaith dialogue with PRISM. Damn, girl.
Tweet of the Week: 04.09.2014
Remember to tweet before you fling.
Top 10 Types of Flingers You’ll See This Weekend
1. Sorostitutes dancing on elevated surfaces. 2.
Treat Yo’ Self in Philadelphia
For any budget, check out Ego’s guide to relaxation for when both working and playing hard gets to be too much.
Hey, Big Spender: What Penn Students Spend in a Day
Are we really aware of how much dough we dole out on the daily? Ego investigates.
Ask LaLa: On Becoming Headmaster
Dear LaLa, Last week I was blowing this guy after my date night and everything was going pretty well.
Overheard at Penn: 04.03.2014
JAP: How does Ernest Owens have a boyfriend and I don’t? (Ed. Note: Ernest also was selected for EOTW and you weren't.) Guy on Locust: They couldn’t get actual drugs, so she took a horse tranquilizer. Pledge: My Tinder standards are, like, not as low as my real standards. Hipster: Once I realized they were in Pikapp I was like “WTF” because I thought they went to Drexel.
Have a fun night out for less
Tired of spending way too much money each time you get ready to rage? We feel you...Try some of these frugal alternatives and still have a blast.
If Highbrow Had A Million Dollars...
Here's how much of it we'd shell out to see each of these things go down.
Word on the Street: The Lucky Ones
Last Thursday, Penn released its regular admission decisions for the class of 2018. Only 9.9% of the 35,868 applicants were accepted.
Egos of the Week: Will Smith, Nicole Webster, Nikita Anand and Kate Goldenberg
These seniors want YOU to invest in Penn’s future. The Co–Chairs of Seniors for the Penn Fund ask for donations and channel them into every corner of our school. They’re shooting for 1,740 donations—they’re more interested in senior involvement than the bottom line.
The Round Up: 04.03.2014
Highbrow’s starting a new senior society. You want in? Sorry, we’re not looking for Greek “leaders” or overhyped athletes.
Top 10 Things We Waste Our Money On
1. Bursar: The organic food under Commons is definitely a “necessity.” 2.
Tweet of the Week: 04.01.2014
Vote for the spring's best tweet!
Dispatch: Relay for Life 2014
Raising money and awareness for cancer research can be emotionally taxing—but it can also be fun! Here’s a glimpse into one participant’s experience during Relay this year.
Ask LaLa: Getting Lube-erated
Unlike the orgasm you faked last night, I'm real.


















