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Ego of the Week: Monica Schechter
As co–president of Kite and Key and co–editor–in–chief of the Pennsylvania Punchbowl, Monica Schechter has to walk the line between being educational and funny every day. Her easy solution? Puns. Cat puns.
Van Pelt Dos and Don'ts
If you find yourself on a serious date with Van Pelt, there are a few rules you need to follow. It may not be as intimidating as Fisher Fine Arts, but VP definitely has its own etiquette. Don’t dress to impress, but don’t dress like a slob either. Van Pelt is probably one of the most SABS–y locations on campus when you’re getting your studying on.
Ego of the Week: The Men of BMOC
The boys of AXO’s annual philanthropy event, Big Man On Campus, are back. This year, they’re taller, they’re hairier and, let the record show, they’re all afraid of Dhamaka. Street: What makes you a true BMOC? Ben Slocum: Chest hair.
What Your Penn Gear Says About You
Now that the Penn Bookstore is about 90% apparel, Ego couldn’t help but wonder: Who’s buying all this? If that who is you, allow us to make some uniformed judgement.
Ego of the Week: Matthew Gould
Matthew Gould is the man behind the Quaker. Underneath the mask, this dairy farming enthusiast enjoys the “occasional” chick flick, is passionate about manatees and has touched the Gutt’s butt.
Puck Frinceton? How We Feel vs. How They Feel
Penn’s school spirit is never more evident than when ragging on our rival, Princeton. Or should we say, “rival?” We knew Princeton wouldn’t reciprocate our contentious feelings, but the big shocker: it doesn’t seem like Penn kids care, either.
The Five People You'll Meet When Drunk
1. The Crier [media-credit name="Faryn Pearl" align="alignright" width="300"][/media-credit] She has a paper due tomorrow, she’s homesick and her dog died three years ago.
Ego of the Week: Maxwell Presser
Maxwell Presser is not just the “Chief Chief” of Sphinx—he’s the guy who might save your life this weekend. As the head of MERT, Maxwell has your health in mind. Just please don’t call him Max.
9 Boozey Ways to Stock a College Dorm Room
Unfortunately, the average Penn student’s room does not contain a bar. So, where can you put all those bottles? Take note of the nine best places to put the alcohol that’s not already in your stomach.
Last Minute Halloween Make–up
Sometimes you have absolutely no time to pull a great costume together. Avoid being that guy who wears normal clothes and says “he’s a werewolf without the full moon” and invest in a cheap makeup set from CVS.
Ego of the Week: Nicole Grabowski
Nicole Grabowski is Penn’s very own BVOC (Big Vagina On Campus). When this full–time feminist is not fighting the patriarchy, she’s brushing up on her witchcraft and reading tea leaves.
Ego's Spookiest Places at Penn
Biopond Nevermind the fact that about 60% of horror movies involve a lake in some way or another—for some reason, Penn decided to play God and create its own little slice of nature.
Top 10 Halloween Costumes for 2013
1. Miley Cyrus There’s a Miley™ for every taste! Feeling cute and cuddly? Try a pre–nude–latex VMA Dancing Bear Miley™! Thirsty for adventure and a little bit more?
Ego Presents: Life Swap
Your college house defines your freshman year. The things you do, the people you meet—everything can be tied back to your choice of dorm. So, wouldn’t it be fun to take three unsuspecting (okay, they completely knew about it) freshmen, mix them up and have them tell us how another college house lives? This is Life Swap.
Ego of the Week: Kelly–Ann Corrigan
Kelly–Ann Corrigan, the self–proclaimed “Platt Rat,” has had as many PennCards as exec positions. Though this pint–sized powerhouse may be a master at ordering fellow thespians, she’s got a long way to go before she conquers “Two Truths and Lie.”
Ego Video: WilCaf Makes the Ego
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EyZ8ukSmNUI
Egos of the Week: Russell Abdo, Gary Kafer and Melissa Vo
Russell Abdo, Gary Kafer and Melissa Vo, the faces of Williams Cafe, have been servin’ up morning joe together for over three years. They might not agree on everything, but they share a love of coffee and a willingness to have a fivesome with Venus and Serena Williams.
Sick at College Survival Guide
It’s that time of year again. With the seasons a–changin’ and the temperature steadily a–droppin’, it’s getting harder and harder to stay healthy (Pottruck? What’s that?). So if you’ve already caught one of the many bugs going around, here’s a guide from Ego to make sure you get that shit under control.
Sick Shopping List
Save yourself a trip when you get a post–nasal drip and make sure you have these items ahead of time.
