1. McDonald’s 20–piece Chicken McNuggets and $1 Valentine’s Day Shake is the recipe for getting lucky under the Golden Arches.
2. Beijing: Your ever–faithful place to BYO Franzia and fill up on greasy Chinese food with the girl of your dreams.
3. Your RA’s Valentine’s Day party: Introduce your significant other to your hallmates and your ex–hallcest buddy. It won’t be awkward!
4. The observatory in DRL: The perfect place to finally use those nerdy pickup lines. “Hey baby, how would you like to recreate the Big Bang?”
5. Penne: You’ll definitely get a reservation.
6. Penn Museum: Explore the sexy side of antiquity at their annual V–Day party!
7. Jimmy Johns: If you actually remember at the last possible minute, you’ll still get dinner on time.
8. New York Gyro Food Truck: All the restaurants are booked. Plus, you can brag to your significant other about how long you had to wait in line just to get chicken and rice.
9. Pottruck: They say sweat is an aphrodisiac. (We made that up. But let us know!)
10. Snuggling with your ever–faithful brownie bowl and Netflix because you’re a strong individual who don’t need no man/woman.