Ego
Ego of the Week: Slow Dance Chubby
Slow Dance Chubby, Penn’s all–senior, face–melting, frat–entertaining, self–proclaimed “flagship” rock band has probably sent you way more Facebook spam about their new EP than you can comfortably tolerate.
Guide to the Penn/Princeton Game
Do: Pee before you get on the bus. BYO alc. Princeton is like…in the middle of nowhere. Insta the shit of it. Plan your outfit well in advance.
Rock the Vote
We have political opinions, just like Snoop Dogg.
Spooky Campus Spots
The Devil Elevator (Van Pelt) It’s a regular Sunday afternoon. You’ve just woken up, you’re still a little drunk and your backpack is bursting with overdue anxiety.
How to Make an Impression this Halloween
Drop the cat ears! Step away from the cultural appropriation! We’re all secretly pining for something a little more elaborate than a leotard with a tail, but no one wants a Mean Girls–esque fashion faux pas to ruin their holiday.
Hurricane Shopping
Oh my god. Supreme Shop n Bag is freaking NUTS.
Ego of the Week: Lakshmi Sivaguru
By day, Lakshmi Sivaguru is a champion of women’s rights, a dedicated television–viewer and an admittedly awful cook. By night, Lakshmi Sivaguru is Maria.
Halloween Do's and Dont's
Hey, guys, it's Homecoming Weekend! Who cares?
This Halloween, Don't Dress Up As These Cliches
1. Lingerie + Animal Ears As tempting as it is to spend your whole night quoting Karen Smith’s iconic phrase, “I’m a mouse, duh,” it’s probably time to upgrade the costume you’ve been wearing since “Mean Girls” came out.
Helen Cheung & Kelly Cleary: The Women Behind the Emails
If their market share of your inbox isn’t indication enough, Helen and Kelly really care about you. Isn’t it about time you cared back?
Ego of the Week: Dan Saris
Intimidating other giant football players by day and wimpy underage kids by night, offensive tackle and Blarney doorman/bartender Dan Saris majors in Molecular Biology, kicking ass and taking names.
Dear Ego
Ego answers your most burning questions about what’s acceptable and what’s just wrong in this week’s patronizing advice column.
Ego of the Week: Steph Kotnik
When she’s not inadvertently posing for Hillel brochures, this Catholic Quaker Girl presides over Mortar Board and educates the next generations of TriDelts and 8th graders.
Ego's Guide to This Weekend: 10.6/10.7
Everyone knows that besides Fling, Parents Weekend is the social pinnacle of the academic year. And, as if hungover breakfasts and invasive questions weren't enough, the LSAT falls this Saturday, too.
Ego of the Week: Tanvir Gopal
When he's not customizing Coke floats at Capogiro or reminiscing about his stint on Broadway, Tanvir Gopal is choreographing dances for Dhamaka and denying rivalries with Masala. (Sure...)
Free Fallin'
Ego's guide to your first (or fourth) fall at Penn.
Ego of the Week: Beryl Sanders
Beryl Sanders is SAS Chair for the 2013 Class Board, VP of Programming for Panhel, a member of both SPEC Connaissance and the Honorary Degrees Committee for NEC and former Membership Director of Penn Dems.
What Your Resume Says About You
Groups: Class President-: I friended the entire Penn 2013 Facebook group before NSO.
The Art of SABS
The art of the SABS is simple in origin, yet complex in execution. Release yourself from the constraints of humility — let your Ego soar. You deserve it, you beautiful person.
