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Street Feature: Fighting Quakers!
My alarm goes off at 5:25 a.m. on a Wednesday morning. I don't have classes on Wednesdays, and, unless my housemates are having a fire drill, there is absolutely no reason why I, your average second semester College senior, should be up this early.
Last Call
It all began as a naive attempt to unveil the Penn experience from within. Five editors and a lone photographer immersed themselves in a bar crawl along the edges of campus--observing, writing, drinking, observing, drinking, writing, drinking and drinking--with the belief that when morning came around their notes would be insightful, if decipherable.
WOTS: Dead On Arrival
Note: Normally, this column is not so disturbing. However, this summer, I found a murdered man in Central Park and it's been messing up my head ever since.
Streetscenes: Caricatures with pizazz by olympia
Cacky Calderon, Wharton freshman (left) "We waited in line the entire time for the caricature.... It was the two of us and also two of our good friends, and so she just put four of us on a page.
Bathed in the Limelight
In the past, your friendly neighborhood Street has not been known for its bubbling Penn Pride or its standards of human decency.
Head of the Class
There are numerous customs a Penn student may exploit in order to finagle a good grade. If you're into the Zach Morris modus operandi, for instance, you'll get your closest Screech-like friend to hack into the elusive Penn InTouch interior and click your B to an A.
Fame, and a full ride
Chris and Luke are not hulking figures. They neither look like football players nor have an athletic scholarship for college.
Swimming Upstream
On an autumn afternoon in 1971, two students and two German Shepherds walked into the office of Penn Provost Curtis Reitz. The students explained to Reitz that Penn had a problem.
Philadelphia at 4 a.m.
Bensalem, PA Philadelphia Park Race Track By Robin Friedlander It's still dark at Philadelphia Park Race Track and in each of the 25 barns on the backside of the track, Mexican barn hands are muttering in Spanish as they muck stalls and fill water buckets.





