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Street Sweeper
Bids, bids, bids: Beautiful people out in full force at SDT's bid party - a veritable who's who of the freshmen scene.
Dispatches
12:15 a.m.: Stopped by a '90s party on Sansom and didn't know a soul. The hottest girl in the room held hands the entire night with some douchebag wearing a long face and a blazer.
Valentine's lessons from my va-jay-jay
You have to have plans for Valentine's Day. Everyone has plans. Me, I've got plans, too. Every February, as Valentine's Day draws near, I find myself reminiscing about the men I've known (in the biblical sense, of course), not so much surveying my options for that particular saint's day as giving myself a big high five for my options of yore.
Word on the Street
So, we're young and impressionable and we want to know what to believe politically. Even more than that, we want to look cool.
Street Beats
The Indianapolis Colts won the Super Bowl 29-17, amidst torrential downpour and the stench coming off Rex Grossman's right arm.
Street beats
Across the country, liberals gathered for wine, cheese and gloating as President Bush delivered his sixth State of the Union Address.
Rebuttal from a man big enough to use his real name, Ruben Brosbe
As Valentine's Day approaches, I, like all men, agonize over what to get for my special lady friend.
Streat Beats
A cold duck, presumed dead, was found alive after two days spent "chillin'" in a hunter's refrigerator.
Word on the Street
The other night I asked a friend who just returned from Zanzibar to describe one thing she learned. Her response: if you look an approaching, possibly deadly coyote dead center in its eye, it will bolt faster than you can say bolt.
Street sweeper
Last week's Street-Swept: hella pissed. The Sweeper to return in full next week despite public outcry. In brief: Coat-snatcher takes advantage of underage drunkards at MarBar... Birthday girl's trip to AC ends in forcible removal from casino... Hunstman torro loses clothes, morals at "quincea¤era"... Older Thetas spotted at Black and Gold party (Sweeper's event of the weekend), waiting in line and lamenting their peak years while making room for young, hotter, less-dressed littles. Got dirt?
Friday night dispatch
1:15: Three guys drink beer and argue over who is going to sleep with the girl visiting from Harvard.
Thoughts on the new year
Seven years ago, I was sitting in the back-seat of a parked car. My family had decided to climb the nearby mountains to catch a view of the fireworks and, more importantly, to watch from a safe distance the crumbling of civilization as we then knew it.
Street Sweeper
Nose Job Files: Spruce St. de-chartered, who supports his taste for plastic surgery with proceeds from his online franchise, is rumored to have made things official with longtime girlfriend.
Street Beats
Your Winter Break, in review: Early returns have 2007 shaping up as a year of break-ups rather than reunions.
Street Fighters
The semester just keeps speeding along, and as you stare at your daily planner, it seems like there is nothing to look forward to but exams, papers and all-nighters.
Street Beats
Hilary Duff and Good Charlotte rocker Joel Madden have confirmed they have split. Madden quoted as saying, "I thought it over and decided I liked real music after all." U.S.
Child stalking: A good thing?
Penn students are known for their diverse interests. We work, volunteer, play, party, procrastinate and work for secret government agencies.
Street Beats
U.S. children showing hardening of arteries. Pedophiles showing hardening of... veins. Spanish businessman pleaded guilty to the illegal harvesting of Chilean sea bass.
Word on the Street: Birthday Gobbles
Thanksgiving may very well be the best holiday we have. No segregating candied ham and knaidlach; everyone celebrates the same glorious bird.
