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Ask Miss Cassandra: Anal Tearing and Mantis Pairing
So I had anal sex last night and kind of, like, ripped my anus.
Tweet of the Week: 9.17.2013
Twittington twat where muh tweet's at
True Life: I Hate your Snapchats
If Facebook is where we post pictures that show us at our hottest, Snapchat is where we expose our eight chins and third nipple to our friends for three seconds.
Word on the Street: iPhone–solation
This past summer, I was just one of a thousand eager Penn students interning in New York. Four trains—and an hour and a half of smelling body odor—later, I commuted to the Brooklyn–based office from my boring Jersey suburb to gain “experience” and seize “opportunity.” I learned the ropes of tri–state area public transportation, hustled through the corporate crowds of Wall Street and hopped across the East River to be among the hipsters of Park Slope.
The Round Up: 9.12.2013
L’Shana Tova, bitches! The year is 5774 and you know what that means? It’s time for some resolutions.
Overheard at Penn: 9.12.2013
Sad girl: I might have slept with two Penn Illusionists.
Tweet of the Week: 9.10.13
90 degrees and muggy but at least we still have Twitter
Facebook Posts: Class of 2017
Remember what it was like to be a freshman? No? Don’t worry, Highbrow here with the best and brightest posts of the 2017 Facebook group to remind you. We hope she says yes, dude.
Overheard at Penn: 9.5.13
Frosh Brat: Yeah, we’re going to PiKapp at 4000 Pine St. I heard they have alcohol there.
Round Up's Spring 2013 Superlatives
Heard some good gossip this semester? Highbrow brings you the best of the best for its final Spring 2013 round up.
