Humor
You better Workout (clothes)
-Okay, so you have been known to wear some work out clothes to class (we all know you aren't actually going to Pottruck, you have a computer with you), but push it father.
Overheards 04.02.15
Drunk bro with eyes closed: I've hooked up with her, I've fucked her, but I don't talk to her.
My Penn Addiction: Jewish Boys
I love me some good Hebrew National salami, in other words, I’m addicted to Jewish boys.
Celiac Disease and Atkins, the conspiracy theory that you didn't know you needed.
The Story of One Man’s Vendetta Against Wheat as told by by neither a doctor or nutritionist
Workout Tips for Outside the Gym
Going to the gym can be a real drag. Here are Lowbrow's hot tips for keeping it tight without hitting up Pottruck.
Funny List Monday: Thoughts you had today
We know what you are thinking.
New Science Classes
Advanced Registration is happening. Lowbrow got the inside scoop on the newest science courses being offered in the fall.
Science: A Timeline
Science has been happening since 1876 and there are so many important moments. We bring you the best things that totally actually happened.
Experiment With This, Not That
Experimenting can be exciting, but it can also burn off your hair, your left thigh or alienate your entire family.
Evolution v. Creationism: A Comparison
How the fuck did we get here? Lowbrow Investigates.
Overheards 03.26.15
Apes freshmen to Apes freshmen: I don't know if you remember this, but I straight licked your face.
Other Things to Dye Green
Celebrate St. Paddy's day with more than just dyed-green beer. Lowbrow reminds you to be an equal opportunity green food-coloring user.
True Life: I'm a Leprechaun
Kermit was right, it's not fucking easy being green.
An Interview with a Real Life Irish Person
Lowbrow sat down with Angus Boyd, College '17, in hopes of learning about Irish Culture.
How Irish are you?
Find out how Irish you are by seeing how many of these apply to you! Answer True or False to each one, and for good measure take a sip of the black stuff each time you answer True.
Overheards 03.19.15
Honest sorostitute: When I'm drunk, I would probably give head to a homeless person.
Let Me Buy You A Drank?
Blue Kamikaze: Nerd, who even knows how to make a blue kamikaze?! You definitely Googled that.
How to Sprang Break at Home
There is no beach in Philly, but ATO has a volleyball court. Slowly start to steal sand. Because campus will be deserted no one will notice how much sand you take.
Things Your Mom Definitely Will Ask You Over Sprang Break (and How to Answer)
Mom: "Are you still seeing that nice boy that you were seeing when you came home for Christmas?
