Humor
Forget Me Not
I don’t think I could ever forget this story. After all, it was an unforgettable date. With a girl I hate to remember.
Turn Down for Squat
Suzette Wanninkhof: Comedienne. Cyclist. Squatter (Simply Chaos)
Overheards 11.13.2014
Concerned sophomore: I’m really nervous about passing out in a bush tomorrow. Harvest bartender: You hit the tip of my wiener. Sassy senior: Mom, you need to stop captioning your photos with #yolo. Judgmental SDT sister: She totally waxes her own back.
Game of Squash
From the makers of Game of Thrones, comes a new dramadity about romance, collegiate sports and the love of the game. In the game of squash, you either win or you die.
Plot Points for Shows You are Really Meaning to Watch
You know that you should be watching True Blood, but who has the time to catch up on however many seasons of it there are. We complied some plot points to make you sound like you have seen all of the shows you have been putting off watching. Warning, spoiler alert.
A Letter from a Concerned Viewer
To the whore-mongers of Home Box Office, Inc., I have been a loyal viewer of your network since I started stealing cable from my neighbors some fifteen years ago.
Horoscopes for November
Find out what you are doing next month. Ostensibly.
That's So The Raven
Forsooth, tis the future I can see. Life is never a breeze -Edgar Allen Poe
How Can I Tell If She's Faking It?
Sure, your psychic says she's reaching across the great divide to gaze into worlds unknown. But how can you know if she's really getting there? Here are a few handy tips.
Overheards 10.30.2014
Social media try–hard: She deleted her Instagram because it only had 79 likes.
Overheards: 10.23.14
Friendly TriDelt: I made out with 3 girls tonight...but it’s not slutty because they’re girls, right?
HerStory
Between shopping and makeup and boyfriends, no one's got time for boring old history books. Here's what you really need to know.
Sync Up Your News Cycle
Current events can be hard to understand, so Lowbrow bring you just the news. Period.
The Next Thing You Should Be Self Conscious About
Does your relationship need a little TLC? Or, maybe, are you one of those desperatewomen searching every nook and cranny of OkCupid and Tinder for a man?
6 Sex Tips that Affirm the Patriarchy
Tired of having healthy sexual experiences based on sexual positivism, respect, and conversation ? Want to worry way too much about what HE wants rather than having the dialogues that you really should be having? We have more tips than Cosmo.
Overheards 10.16.2014
Confused GDI: Whatever, dude, it doesn’t matter half of the class is in A’s so we’re gonna do well.
Get the Autumn Body You Always Wanted
Every summer, "women's magazines" tell you about that perfect bikini body, but as winter approaches, bikinis go out and lumpy sweaters and yoga pants come in. Lowbrow has some tips for getting that body that just screams "I haven't left the house in three days."
