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Overheards 03.19.15
Honest sorostitute: When I'm drunk, I would probably give head to a homeless person.
Let Me Buy You A Drank?
Blue Kamikaze: Nerd, who even knows how to make a blue kamikaze?! You definitely Googled that.
How to Sprang Break at Home
There is no beach in Philly, but ATO has a volleyball court. Slowly start to steal sand. Because campus will be deserted no one will notice how much sand you take.
Overheards 02.26.15
Guy walking out of Wawa: I bought an extra pack of cigarettes for networking.
Funny List Mondays: 10 Things you Meant to Do Today
Sometimes you wake up and you're just like "I'm about to get shit done."
Lowbrow News: Samantha to Deliver Commencement Address
Samantha Jones, a public relations specialist and best friend of Carrie Bradshaw—but not quite the best friend of Carrie because, honestly, that’s totally Miranda—will be delivering the commencement address at the University of Pennsylvania’s 259th Commencement on May 18th.
The Round Up 02.26.15
My lin is awesome—they know me so well. We’re the beSDT lin around, and everyone can tell! They think I’m aDDDorable, so phresh and so PHIne. I love my lin and I know they’re all mine We love to hang and chat as a group, But when it comes to gossip, Highbrow’s got the real scoop.
Highbrow Pimps You Out
Let's face it—your steamy visions of a hot Mexican fling are unrealistic. If you’re single and ready for a Pringle, have no fear.
The Oregon Trail
Miss the iconic beeping of the Oregon Trail computer game? Head out on the 2015 Oregon trail game, so current that it'll make you feel like you're actually in Oregon.
Love Report 02.19.15
In the spirit of midterm season, Highbrow evaluated the, ahem, performance of two lacking lovers and graded them accordingly.
Overheards 02.19.15
Christian leaders at Starbucks under Commons: Coffee is like the Reformation.
The Round Up 02.19.15
Strap down, gag yourself and cover your eyes, because we present you with 50 Shades of Highbrow.
Funny List Monday: Wedding Ideas
The most important day of your life
Worst Wedding Photo Locales
There's no better place to document your impending nuptials than the hallowed halls of learning where you spent four years eating Wawa mac& cheese and blacking out.
How to Lose a Goy in Ten Days
So you found out your nice Jewish guy with is actually just a Persian goy? We have your bubbe–approved exit strategy.
Hot New Dating Apps
Swipe right, swipe right, swipe hard left.
Overheards 02.12.2015
SDT JAP: I like to think my room smells like Chanel.
Hottest Professors at Penn
Is it getting hotter at Penn or is it just all these steamy professors? Highbrow has been going sans–Moncler this winter thanks to our piping–hot course load. This Valentine’s Day, we present you with a list of Penn’s finest. A+
The Round Up 02.12.15
Love is truly in the air. And by love, we mean gossip. Watch your back, because Cupid’s not the only one targeting you this weekend.
