Playlists
License to Dream
The stories of other undocumented students at Penn.
Ego of the Week: Allie Fuchs
This former PRISM co–chair and Bill Clinton enthusiast is in Sphinx, majoring in Urban Studies and teaching for America in N'awlins next year. Oh, and she may be the first Penn student to take a class with her grandma.
Penn Food By The Numbers
While the digits of Pi are endless, the food options around campus can seem pretty finite. Street breaks down the numbers.
Review: "Jack the Giant Slayer"
From the director of “The Usual Suspects” comes “Jack the Giant Slayer," a mediocre re–imagining of the classic folktale.
Dream On
One student's struggle to secure his green card and his future.
Texts from Last Night: Spring Break Edition
Highbrow's got the DL on your PR, PC, IDK, HMU and FML.
Blind Taste Test: Free GBM Pizza
Street set out to find which of these “free" pies reigns supreme in taste and quality!
The Round Up: 3.14.2013
HAY GURL! Wasn't SB'13 like, ah—wait for it—MAZING? My tan like totally faded since I left PC/PV/Jamaica/New Jersey, but the memories will last forever.
Post–Spring Break Penn: A Guide to the Usual Suspects and How to Deal with Them
In the weeks following our all–too–short Spring Break, Locust will be filled with quintessential characters. Ego identifies these SB stereotypes and shows you how to handle the whining, bragging and preaching.
Overheard at Penn: 3.14.13
Girl on phone: She wore leopard print to a wake? What the hell is wrong with her? Sorority girl: Can’t a girl get some decent peanut butter in the Republic?! Junior girl: I’ll Venmo you a blowjob. Guy: I just don’t know what to do. Fratstar: Go take a poopy! MBA: People without iPhones are ruining my life.
Meh List: Spring Break '13
Highbrow picks the meh–est parts of SB13. Not good. Not bad. Just meh.
Dispatch: We Hit Turbulence
4:29 pm: JetBlue pilot announces our descent into JFK. He advises us to buckle up tightly because, due to the approaching nor’easter, it might get a little bumpy. 4:31 pm: Flight anxiety, which is already at a level 7, increases to level 8.
Ask Miss Cassandra: Plan (O)B(GYN)
When should I start seeing an OB/GYN?
Lowbrow Brings You: The Library, Episode 1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GuNtPauqB9Q&feature=youtu.be
Playlist of the Week: 3.11.13
playlist of the week 3/14 by Michelle Ma on Grooveshark
SMASH RECAP: "The Song"
One night only with the incomparable Veronica Moore. And a gasp-worthy finale.
Lowbrow's New Favorite Web Series
Terrible Babysitters is a new web series from the Upright Citizen's Brigade's Michael Kayne and D'Arcy Carden.
