Playlists
Crash Into You
Street U.: Are you right side up or upside down? Dave Matthews: Ha, I don’t swing that way. It’s cool whatever other people want to do, but I’m very straight.
Defibrillator
Some days, I’m just too hung over to play video games. On a morning when my eyes are still unable to focus, the flashing lights and seizure-inducing animation can be a little much.
Up A Creek Without An...
Once you’ve seen O.A.R. play a packed arena 12 times, you really start to think you know everything about them.
Copy That
Once you’ve seen Dispatch play a packed arena 12 times, you really start to think you know everything about them.
Drink of the Week: The Classic Gin Bucket
Ingredients: 1 handle of the cheapest gin you can find (don’t worry, you won’t be able to taste it anyway) 2 two-liter bottles of Fresca Sliced apples and oranges 1 bucket (Or barrel.
Recipe of the Week
Cooking, as we all know, is stupid and hard. This one’s not bad though, I promise. You won’t gain any more weight either.
Be the Girl Who Can Tap That Keg
We all know that nothing kills a raging party like a Solo cup full of foam. Follow these simple steps to secure your place as the ultimate party god, and remember the mantra: Tap.
The Perfect Tailgate
Pile up the back of the Durango with a few 24-packs of Natty Light and some Smirnoff Ice (chicks dig that raspberry shit), turn up the beats, and you’re on your way to the best game day celebration since the Buckeyes beat the Wolverines.
This Just In: Subway Delivers Beers
Picture this. You’re tired. It’s been a long Monday and the game’s on and let’s face it, you may have lost a few brain cells over the weekend.
Top Ten Food Chains on Campus
Pizza Hut: They do something crazy with their pepperoni, I swear. Bonus: the waitresses are smokin’ hot. Freshens: You gotta get your Vitamin C somehow.
Top Ten Awesomest Movies of All Time
1. Animal House (1978) One word: toga party. 2. Van Wilder (2002) Write that down. I don’t have a pen.
Guilty Pleasures: Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2004)
So okay, I mean, I know this movie doesn’t make any sense. Like, seriously Kate Winslet, what the eff were you thinking when you decided to dye your hair orange and green?
Outing the Godfather
Here’s the deal. Most good movies totally work on more than one level. Like Starship Troopers is not so much a sci-fi movie as it is a commentary on war and shit.
Jafar is Hotter When You're High
I love weed. I also love Disney movies. But only old-school cartoons; none of this Toy Story bullshit.
Dear Shabby
Dear Street U., I know you’ve probably been asked this like, a thousand and eleventy times, but I’m just so totally confused and whatnot.
Ego of the Week: Joe Francis
Street U.: What kind of music do you like? Joe Francis: Whatever sets the mood. Street U.: If you could have a superpower for a day, what would it be? JF: What, have you not heard about my magic fingers? Street U.: What’s your favorite word? JF: Lift-your-shirt.
Game Day Fashion
Football games here at Street U. are more than just a chance to show your undying support for those hunky men out on the field.
Weird But True
WHY WEST PHILLY ARCHITECTURE GIVES US THE CREEPS Among the trivia that all prospective students learn on their official tour of Penn is that College Hall was the inspiration for the mansion that houses the Addams family, the “creepy and kooky” clan created by renowned cartoonist and Penn alum Charles Addams.
Shoutouts Fall 2008
To the assistant women’s soccer coach: If you serve it into my box, I’ll finish every time. To the KapSig who convinced a freshman to take it in the ass because “that’s what college girls do when they have their periods”: Why not just ask one of your brothers? To the girls with the stripper pole right by your window: Just know that we skip Shabbat dinner every week to watch your sexy Friday night show.
