Playlists
El Wingador Ate 143 Chicken Wings In Half An Hour
I woke up at 4 a.m. and rolled a J for my roommates, who proceeded to smoke while I ate two English Muffins and drank coffee.
Art: The Play
Though modern art can be hopelessly uninteresting, it can foment the type of conversation that gets personal -- very personal.
I Have Sex With Banana Peels
Last night I dreamed that I climbed up out of a small boat onto the parking lot of a pier. I'm wearing a backpack and glasses.
In Case You Missed It...
You're in college, you're busy. What with school and drinking and hanging out and drinking, you don't have time for a lot of peripheral bullshit like being a responsible citizen of this great democracy.
Larger Than Life
Sean makes the trip from his room in Hamilton Village to Gimbel six days a week, without fail, and it shows.
I Swear I Am Not Making This Up
Summer '98.ÿMy freshman year at Penn was behind me, I was still 18, and I had the coolest job in the world.
Movie Review: The Shipping News
There's not much than can be said about Lasse Hallstr”m's adaptation of E. Annie Proulx's best-selling, Pulitzer Prize-winning novel, The Shipping News.
Movie Review: A Walk to Remember
As the end credits roll, you realize that A Walk to Remember is 2 hours and 20 minutes of your life that you desperately want back.
Event Listings
THEATRE ART Walnut Street Theatre 825 Walnut Street 8p.m., $10-50 (215) 574-3550 Through March 3 The perfect name for... well, a play, actually.
Movie Review: Black Hawk Down
For those of you who don't know, the Pentagon partially controls the success of any movie based on the U.S.
Trendsetter or Ho-Bag?
1. You're awakened by the bell while sleeping in the buff. You... a) put on your oversized Penn sweatshirt and slump to the door. b) answer as you are -- the Izzy and Zoe's delivery guy/girl won't mind. c) crawl out from between ___'s thighs and get the door. 2.
An Alternative to Internet Porn
Three-ring Rob and his Sundance circus left town before I even had the chance to buy a ticket. But all is not lost.
No Wire Hangars!
Oh, to live in a world filled with beauty and glamour. A world where solid gold compacts are given away as party favors, and owning four hundred gowns is normal.
Please Mr. Postman
My father once got a letter addressed to "Daddy Windridge, through the gate, down the field with the sheep in, Tenbury Wells." I'm British, and we expect a lot from the Royal Mail.
Lip Service
If you haven't heard them, chances are you've heard about them. After all, they're everywhere: on the walk, at coffee houses, at any schmoozy event put on by the University.
Streetbeats: The week in news
playboy Condom Kingdom. A recent survey by condom manufacturer Durex finds that Americans lead the world in making the love.
Room: What the hell is a slapjack?
Room: Sorority House, 39th and Walnut. 3rd floor triple. Room cohabitants: College sophomores Suzie Cohen of Houston, Texas, Emily Lerman of Potomac, Maryland and Wharton Sophomore Sam Katz of Cherry Hill, New Jersey. This is from the new Britney Spears single: "I know I may be young but I've got feelings too,/ and I need to do what I feel like doing./ So let me go." That doesn't rhyme.
Wots: Alcohol and stirrups don't mix
She awakens at 5:40 in the morning, nauseous and hung over from the night before. She can't even sleep.
Philly Shipping: A Photo Essay
At the Philadelphia Naval Business Center, which spans along the Schuylkill and Delaware rivers, abandoned and overgrown buildings mingle with ultra high-tech facilities.
