Tweet of the Week
Fat stogies for old fogies
Holt's Cigar Company, Retail Store 1522 Walnut Street Mon - Fri, 9 a.m. - 6 p.m., Saturdays, 10 a.m.
Phat or flat
Laura OwEns Fabric Workshop and Museum 1315 Cherry St. Mon-Fri, 10 a.m. - 6 p.m., Sat, 12 p.m.
Guides
215 Festival All-Stars Variety Hour Tritone 1508 South Street Fri, 8 p.m, $12 (215) 545-0475 www.215festival.com Liberate your minds and come to a place where literature meets lyrics, authors are as entertaining as bands and musicians are as clever as novelists.
Bohemian Rhapsody
Crimson Moon 2005 Sansom St. (215) 564-2228 They say that your choice of coffee says a lot about you, but it doesn't matter what you're drinking at Crimson Moon.
Nice wurst
Ludwig's GarTen 1315 Sansom St. (215) 985-1525 Open All Week, 12 p.m. - 2 a.m. Kitchen Closes at 10 p.m.
Guides
Soul Travelin' SoMa 33 S. 3rd St. Thur, 9 p.m., free (215) 873-0222 www.somaclub.com DJs Brendan Olkus and Joey Blanco spinnin' the tracks.
Eat it, frolfer
Disc Golf Fairmount Park 33rd and Oxford streets All daylight hours, free www.sedgleywoods.org When 70-year-old Paul Fein, avid discgolfer, told me that "The "Friends of Sedgley Woods Disc Golf Course,' is a party group," I didn't quite believe him.
Sow that Seed, Farmer
Clark Park Farmer's Market The Food Trust 43rd St. and Baltimore Ave. Saturdays 10 a.m.-2 p.m., Thursdays 3 p.m.-7 p.m. (215) 568-0830 www.thefoodtrust.org Take a leisurely stroll down to 43rd and Baltimore on a drizzly Saturday morning, and you will stumble upon a neat row of fruit and vegetable stands, patiently awaiting your perusal.
Guides
Amy Sillman Institute of Contemporary Art 118 S. 36th St. Weekdays, 12 p.m.-8 p.m., $2 (215) 898-7108 www.icaphila.org This exhibition features an absolutely gorgeous collection of abstract, post-Surrealist paintings.
Guides
The Aftermath Filo's Restaurant and Lounge 408 S. 2nd St. Mondays, 9 p.m., free (215) 238-0151 DJ Adam Bomb plays hip-hop for people like me who can't dance and would prefer to listen to the music.
Nowhere Road
Painted Bride Art Center 230 Vine St. Tue-Sat, 12 p.m.-6 p.m., free (215) 592-1310 www.inliquid.com The Wish You Were Here exhibition at the Painted Bride Art Center in Old City is currently featuring a unique collection of photographs that are meant to evoke thoughts of being somewhere, but really they're in the middle of nowhere.
Beyond Chet's Nuts
Natalie's Lounge 4003 Market Street Sat, 5 p.m.-12 p.m., No Cover (215) 222-5162 When I walk into Natalie's Lounge, all the way down on Market, I do so timidly at first.
What (not) to wear 2003-2004
At the close of yet another academic year, Street is taking the time to reflect on the trends that will forever encompass the style of 2003-2004.
Guides
Save Ferris An 80's Fundraiser for the Red Cross Suite 450 450 N. 6th St. Thu, 10 p.m.-2 a.m., $10 on the Walk, $15 at the door Remember that Cubs game?
Guides
Deep C Tragos 38 S. 19th St. Sat, 10 p.m., Free (215) 636-9901 This new Spanish-themed toro club is guaranteed to make you feel like you're in Spain.
Dance!
Fluid is a club with the rare ability to deliver solid theme nights throughout the week featuring a variety of music for an eclectic crowd.
Final Frontier
Located at 1026 Arch Street in Chinatown, this ironically titled institution has been essential to the young artists' movement in Philadelphia.
Thugz mansion
If you weren't looking for Cue Records, you would miss it. A block away from South Street's hysteria, the store's crumbling, dull blue fa‡ade attracts little attention.
Guides
Children's Japanese Storytelling and Activities Morris Arboretum of the University of Pennsylvania Chestnut Hill Thu, 10 a.m.

