Professor: Homosociality, or a fascination with same–sex friends, is very common in Japanese culture. Brotastic dude: Soo, is it kinda like having some dude be your wingman? Or is it more like… bro–ing out?

Jewish guy: Meet me at Hillel. It’s going down.

Jock tour guide passing Fisher Fine Arts: This is… uhh… a library.

Frosh 1: Ah, I love Jimmy John’s. Frosh 2: Wait, I thought he was gay?


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