1. Do you ever complain about your cuticles? Yes / No
2. Are you flattered when a girl compliments your soft hands? Yes / No
3. Would your haircut feed a family of four for a week? Yes / No
4. When your bro scores at Smoke’s, is your first thought, “Really? With that shirt?” Yes / No
5. When you lift, do you admire your triceps for more than 30 seconds? (Ed. note: under 30 seconds is totally fine. Everyone does it) Yes / No
6. Do you compulsively fix your hair after every squat set? Yes / No
7. Will you skip doing pull ups because you forgot your lifting gloves? Yes / No
8. Do you secretly judge your friends for using Suave shampoo? Yes / No
9. Does the staff at Blue Mercury know you by name? Yes / No
10. Do you get angry when your friends call you metrosexual? Yes / No
If you answered yes to
Less than three: You’re probably not metro. But did you really need a quiz to tell you that?
Seven or less: You’re in touch with your feminine side. Or you are European.
Eight or more: You’re probably metrosexual. Welcome to Men’s Vogue’s wet dream.
Question #10: You’re definitely metrosexual.
