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The Penn Piper

A new campus boutique has three legs up on its competition: Location, Location, Location


Gold Bonded

Exactly what you wouldn't expect to find inside of a dry cleaners




Ego of the Week: Charles Gray

He’s the Chairman of the Penn College Republicans, a dual degree in Business and Art History and is most likely running for president of the Ronald Reagan fan club.



Evolution of Fake IDs

Trying to sneak your way into (or out of) something is a concept as old as time itself. Well, almost. Here are history's best masters of disguise.




Word on the Street: The Quest For A Gay Best Friend

[Please see ed. note at bottom of post] I have given myself a mission. Nope, it’s not to finish my freshman year with a 4.0, nor is it to use all my meal swipes by the end of the semester, nor is it even to successfully get into Smoke’s.


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Word on the Street: Do I Have To?

They’re only three little words, but they can say a lot. I’m not talking about “I love you,” or “Who’s your TA?” or anything else with such obvious (and earth–shattering) meaning.


Ego of the Week: Shane Humphrey

This former Station Manager of WQHS just handed over the reins, but he’s still a boss in the classroom as a Management TA. And look out, he just might be the next winner of The Amazing Race.


Positive Procrastination

Worst news alert! You have a research paper for your history class. Procrastination is inevitable, so you might as well try to make the most of it. Here are two alternate paths your procrastination can take — it's up to you.


How-To: Survive Pledging

Pledging can often seem like a nightmarish, life-ruining, tequila-soaked wrecking ball crashing through your perfect little life, but it’s not totally unmanageable. Take some of Ego’s loving advice.


Ego of the Week: Maddie Macks

She’s the former social and environmental advocacy liaison for Civic House, an Anthropology major and a proud self–proclaimed Hufflepuff.



Word on the Street: Guilty Pleasures

I’m always the most awkward around new people. I feel the need to point out every personal flaw I have, which usually reverts back to my horrible taste in just about everything.