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Whistle While You Work

I promise I’m not a freak and that I have at least a basic–to–intermediate grasp on social interactions.



Ego of the Week: Hannah Platt

Hannah Platt, President of Off the Beat, is in touch with her inner 11–year–old. She looks forward to planning your next Bar Mitzvah.



Word on the Street: Get on the Bus Gus

All I’ve seriously ever wanted from a bus ride is to lean back in my seat, close my eyes and concentrate on hoping no one can hear that I’m listening to the same Simon & Garfunkel song on repeat. I’m not sure if it’s because no one is ever this lucky, or just that the Gods of Transportation hate my guts, but peaceful bus trips are few and far between.




Ego of the Week: Ruani Ribe

This cheerleader is an awful liar, obsesses over the word “obsessed” and speaks out against the atrocity that is the Penn toast–throwing tradition.



Word On The Street: Boring is Underrated

Before Penn, I can’t remember the last time I had a boring friend. I’m not talking about the kind of boring defined as “not interesting,” but rather the kind of boring friend who’s content with just watching How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days on your couch on a Friday night, while the rest of the world is at an Avicii concert.


The British Are Coming

Or rather, they’re already here, and they’ve brought with them a bloody brilliant collection of preppy basics









The Penn Piper

A new campus boutique has three legs up on its competition: Location, Location, Location