Ego
Ego of the Week: Seth Simons
This Boston native inspires all sorts of feels as a playwright, Simply Chaos comedian and Excelano Project spoken–word poet. Seth excels in reading and writing, but he prefers birdwatching over arithmetic (we don’t blame him).
Top 10 Lies You Told Yourself Before Break
1. I’ll write my paper before I go.
Top 10 Alternative Spring Break Diets
Spring Break is coming up, kiddies! If you don’t have time (or energy, or desire) to cut back the cals, Ego has some better suggestions.
Ego of the Week: Emily Rubin
This Nightingale Nurse may be a tinder tease, but she’s DFA, down for anything. You can find her under the button—get your mind outta the gutter! She’ll be filming “The Button Show with Emily Rubin”
SEPTAdventures
Fun Fact: Uber is not the only method of transportation in Philadelphia. Try SEPTA, you spoiled brats. Market Frankford Line (MFL) Stop: 13th Street What’s there: Reading Terminal Market—home to every type of ethnic food and Amish mac and cheese. Nearby: City Hall, Love Park Who to go with: Your new PC
Ego of the Week: Spencer Penn
Spencer the Politician has been class president for four straight years. His legacy? A new and improved *Fab Club.* And he’s not leaving Penn just yet; find Spencer sub–matriculating from Wharton to SEAS for his Masters in Robotics and Engineering.
Penn and Ink: Student Tattoo of the Week
Name: Sierra Parker Year: 2014 Major: Political Science Minor: Computer Science Tattoo Location: Left hip The Story: Went to China with her mom.
Top Ten Conversations You're Tired of Having on Locust
1. Let’s catch up and grab lunch sometime! 2. I LOOOOOOVE my pledge class.
Ego's Guide to Study Dates
Too busy for a real date? Studying can be romantic, too!
Ego of the Week: Rayne Harris and Tamara Shakarchi
Rayne, VagMons director, and Tamara, producer, are more than just two friends who love vagina-shaped lollipops. These two are reclaiming V-Day.
Ego Investigates: Arch
The debris has cleared: The Arts, Research, and Culture House is finally open, with 15 million dollars of renovations...but what is it?
Top 10 Last Minute Dates Ideas
1. McDonald’s 20–piece Chicken McNuggets and $1 Valentine’s Day Shake is the recipe for getting lucky under the Golden Arches. 2.
Philanthropy in Philadelphia
Looking to be involved with a cause—and not just for a resume boost? Check out these low–commitment, big–impact opportunities.
Penn and Ink: Student Tattoo of the Week
Name: Mark Bai Year: 2016 Major: Economics Minor: Philosophy Left Pec: Mark has found inspiration in this Nietzsche quote since age 14, and has wanted this tattoo ever since.
Ask a Freshman: What's it Like to Live in DuBois
I put DuBois on my housing application because it said it had a kitchen and, though I can’t cook, I thought that might be cool.



















