Humor
Freshman Superlatives: Where are they now?
Oh seniors, it seems like only moments ago you too were being judged for your lack of inhibitions and mama’s boy grins.
How to Survive Penn Squirrels
1. Stay Calm I once saw a squirrel here eating another squirrel, which means that these creatures are vicious like no beasts you've known before.
Shoutouts Spring 2011
Okay, scout. You’re about to dive in to the greatest batch of shoutouts of your life. However, with great greatness comes great responsibility.
PDF: 04.21.2011
Click on the cover to get the PDF of the issue.
Shoutout Recovery Center
Shoutouts hurt. Ego helps you feel better.
From the Editor: 04.21.2011
As most wrestled with the rained–out Quad activities on Saturday, I was knee deep in New Orleans. No, I wasn't going through Mardi Gras withdrawal.
Best Friends: North Korea and Rules
Last week, Supreme Leader (aka our father aka Kim Jung–not–so–ill–Il) of North Korea issued a public statement confirming long–standing rumors of Kim's budding friendship with Rules.
WORST OF PENN
Well, you couldn’t expect everything to be the “best.”
The National Pennquirer
The stars are out tonight — and they’re being all sorts of scandalous! Gaga, Britney, Lindsay… we’ve got them all, and you will not believe what they’re up to this week.
Dead Poets Society
While spring might not have yet sprung, our poet laureates were inspired by the promise of ultimate frisbee and allergy season. Shield your eyes, Walt Whitman; these poems are anything but organic.
Best Friends: Alliterations and Themselves
Each week we totes spotlight some of the most terrific twosomes around! Like, awesome!
The Pennius Studentis: A Documentary
Why, hello there. This week, we offer a candid look at a species widely known, but rarely studied: the Pennius Studentis.
How To Stay Warm
While impatiently waiting for Sister Spring to get off her lazy ass and come play, Penn students have been known to resort to some desperate measures to stay warm. Here, we offer a few wintertime suggestions to tide campus over.
Best Friends: YouTube and Stage Moms
Each week we totes spotlight some of the most terrific twosomes around. Like, awesome!
Love Songs for Lovey Lovers
This year, celebrate Valentine’s Day with Love Songs for Lovey Lovers, an 18–disc collection of all your favorite romantic tunes, for a limited time only!
Best Friends: Tequila and Unwanted Pregnancy
Each week we totes spotlight some of the most terrific twosomes around! Like, awesome!
