Playlists
Texts from Last Night: Spring Break Edition
(408): I just watched a video of a man sexually arouse a pig. (585): Side note: when you go to the doctor's and they ask you how many alcoholic beverages you've had in the last week, "I don't remember" is not an acceptable response apparently. (559): I just ate Chinese and now I have to swim for lifeguarding.
Blind Taste Test: Rum
Rum A: Appleton Estate Gold Jamaican Rum ($12.99 for 750ml) Emily: It’s like I set my tongue on fire...and then maybe ate gravel? Alex: uncomfortably sweet, like a very awkward smile Ryan: tastes like ass.
Other Things to Dye Green
Celebrate St. Paddy's day with more than just dyed-green beer. Lowbrow reminds you to be an equal opportunity green food-coloring user.
True Life: I'm a Leprechaun
Kermit was right, it's not fucking easy being green.
Stories from the ‘Gina
Reema, a freshman at UArts, gives us the rundown on Mangia, from the suggestive name to the bat problems.
Unmasking Penn's Poker Face
It’s a Tuesday night in March in the basement of Harrison College House, and four Penn students gather around an unused pool table. The two sitting in the middle rotate the responsibility of dealing cards to the group. A $160 pot has been collected, and one dealer keeps the cash in the back pocket of his jeans. The colorful, plastic chips mean more.
An Interview with a Real Life Irish Person
Lowbrow sat down with Angus Boyd, College '17, in hopes of learning about Irish Culture.
How Irish are you?
Find out how Irish you are by seeing how many of these apply to you! Answer True or False to each one, and for good measure take a sip of the black stuff each time you answer True.
The Great Penn TV Survey
Television: That thing you watch when you should probably be doing anything else. Surveys:Those things you fill out on Facebook when you should probably doing anything else. This week, Street combined these powers of procrastination to find out what you
Picture Not So Perfect
Our ice cube of a campus is finally starting to thaw, but parts of Penn still fucking suck. Six students tell us the things they would change, given the chance. (Hotter weather and sex both make the cut.)
The Round Up 03.19.15
Welcome back from SB2K15. Your tan lines will fade as quickly as you blacked out in PV, so flaunt ‘em while you got ‘em.
How Jesse Fink Keeps It Sexy With the Heydaze
Street: So how does it feel head lining in Philly? Jesse Fink: It’s really exciting.
Penn (Fun)ding
Did you know Penn would pay for you to do some really cool shit? These students figured it out, and had some incredible experiences. Check the CURF website for funding application deadlines—many are due this month!
We Listened to YouTube Meditation So You Don't Have To
We listened to YouTube meditation so you don't have to.
Surviving the iPocalypse
Here at Penn, most of us seem to be attached at the hip to our phones, laptops, and other tech products. Our classrooms, homes and worlds seem to be constantly flooded with screens. This week, Word on the Street brings you the story of a computer crash, and how it changed one student's perspective on her technological dependence.
EOTW: Caroline Kee
Even if you haven’t seen this lady longlegs around campus, she’s probably seen you in her crystal ball. Whether she’s hanging with healers in the Himalayas or curing STIs, this St. Elmo witch has the dildo wand that will (pene)treat you.
Overheards 03.19.15
Honest sorostitute: When I'm drunk, I would probably give head to a homeless person.
From Long Island to World Fame: A Conversation with Taking Back Sunday
Street: How did you guys end up playing two shows at the Electric Factory? Shaun Cooper: We do really well in Philly.
How Penn Students Would Feel Living Without Technology
This week, we asked Penn students "how would you feel about living without technology for a week?" Here's what they said.
