Playlists
The fort knox of poon
You could be hung with an Oscar and two Golden Globes, but if you can't set the stage like a Hollywood pro, you ain't getting near that white orchid.
Meryl's Treats
The Devil Wears Prada: Devil's Food Cake Looking for that perfect dessert while destroying the self-esteem of those around you?
Meryland Crab Cakes
"CRAB CAKES AND FOOTBALL! THAT'S WHAT MERYLAND DOES!" As this forgettable bit character in Wedding Crashers so aptly put it, Meryl Street knows what's up.
GUTMANN TERROR PHOTO SCANDAL
University President Amy Gutmann was hoping for more Treats than tricks at her annual Halloween party at her mansion on 39th and Walnut Streets.
'Kramer vs. Kramer'
In an snafu which garnered much controversy recently, Seinfeld star Michael Richards caused an uproar after a racist rant at a comedy club.
Queen of the hill
Few voice-over performances have had the impact of Meryl Street's brief forays into two of Fox's animated mainstays, The Simpsons and King of the Hill.
Meryl Street Shoutouts
Meryl Street's like really important and stuff in like Hollywood and stuff, not that that's a big deal to us or anything, so we sent out some texts to everyone on Ari Gold's cell soliciting some A-lister shoutouts.
Overseas Finance, Meryl-Style
Human Rights Watch Report #3R72: Federal agents recently stormed facilities in Xi Pang highlands on suspected sweatshop activities with celebrity connections.
Druggie Delight
In 2002's Adaptation, Meryl Street was her typical self: a leggy and lean, blond, prim New Yorker; a successful writer in a tall office building, middle-aged and respectable, even slightly untouchable for some of the other characters.
Drink Of The Week
The Meryltini 1 oz vermeryl 1 oz Smirmeryl vodka 1 oz ameryletto crushed ice to fill Welcome, Madam Street, to the Continental.
Meryl Street is my life
I love Meryl Street. No. Seriously...I kind of want to marry her. And we could live on a small ranch in North Dakota while I raised her children (Who cares if they're about my age?
What Meryl's Eating
PLASTIC Meryl Street, seen here sporting a smart, sophisticated purple sweater, shows just how fashionable eating plastic can be for the Spring 2007 season.
Meryl Street is a Fucking Genius
Sometimes, I just like to shut out the world, slip into something slinky, and have a little me time, a little Meryl time.
Give me 5
GIve me Meryl Prime Richard L. Solomon Laboratories of Experimental Psychology Friday, 3 p.m. - 5 p.m., $29.99 (900) 647-2536 Are you daunted by the prospect of countless years in grad school?
meryl and the streets
www.myspace.com/merylstreet About Meryl and the Streets "We were pretty much just chillin'," lead singer Jason E.
Ego of the Week
Street: So you had a pretty sweet summer internship. How'd you score it? EM: Like, everyone thinks it's 'cause my dad's Street's stockbroker.
I want blow now, daddy!
Boy, that heroin stuff sure is bad news bears. Candy, Australian director Neil Armfield's adaptation of Luke Davies's novel, does little more than leave us with that very conclusion.
Street Beats
Hilary Duff and Good Charlotte rocker Joel Madden have confirmed they have split. Madden quoted as saying, "I thought it over and decided I liked real music after all." U.S.
