Campus Life
9 Boozey Ways to Stock a College Dorm Room
Unfortunately, the average Penn student’s room does not contain a bar. So, where can you put all those bottles? Take note of the nine best places to put the alcohol that’s not already in your stomach.
Last Minute Halloween Make–up
Sometimes you have absolutely no time to pull a great costume together. Avoid being that guy who wears normal clothes and says “he’s a werewolf without the full moon” and invest in a cheap makeup set from CVS.
Dispatch: Running Club
6:45 a.m.: Alarm goes off for running club morning practice. Why am I doing this again? Snoozed. 6:56 a.m.: Receive text, “Hey do you still want to go later?” Um, not a chance.
Ego of the Week: Nicole Grabowski
Nicole Grabowski is Penn’s very own BVOC (Big Vagina On Campus). When this full–time feminist is not fighting the patriarchy, she’s brushing up on her witchcraft and reading tea leaves.
(Dis)approval Matrix: 10.24.2013
The semester is halfway over and you’ve certainly given us a lot to talk about, kiddies. Let’s take a look back at this semester so far.
Open Letter: To Halloween Enthusiasts
Dear “People–Who–Get–Way–Into–Halloween,” I admire you. I truly do. With Halloween quickly approaching, I see you getting into your stride.
Ego's Spookiest Places at Penn
Biopond Nevermind the fact that about 60% of horror movies involve a lake in some way or another—for some reason, Penn decided to play God and create its own little slice of nature.
The Round Up: 10.24.2013
Ah yes, life at Penn goes on, ducklings. Mask and Wig had its show. Highbrow didn’t go. The Adderall popped as midterms loomed.
Overheard at Penn: 10.24.2013
Frat bro on Locust: See, if it didn’t have this logo, you might think I got it in Times Square.
Top 10 Halloween Costumes for 2013
1. Miley Cyrus There’s a Miley™ for every taste! Feeling cute and cuddly? Try a pre–nude–latex VMA Dancing Bear Miley™! Thirsty for adventure and a little bit more?
Ask Miss Cassandra: Hopping Frats Boys and Clothing Your Boy's Toy
The guy I am hooking up with says that it’s hard for him to get it up when he’s wearing a condom?
Ego Presents: Life Swap
Your college house defines your freshman year. The things you do, the people you meet—everything can be tied back to your choice of dorm. So, wouldn’t it be fun to take three unsuspecting (okay, they completely knew about it) freshmen, mix them up and have them tell us how another college house lives? This is Life Swap.
Word on the Street: Taunted, Not Teased
At some point during my freshman year, I found myself alone with a guy I’d just met. He had dark hair and eyes, I think, and his name was a generic one I soon forgot.
Overheard at Penn: 10.17.2013
Girl in Starbucks: I just really want a Hermès Birkin bag. I like how they’re subtle.
Ego of the Week: Kelly–Ann Corrigan
Kelly–Ann Corrigan, the self–proclaimed “Platt Rat,” has had as many PennCards as exec positions. Though this pint–sized powerhouse may be a master at ordering fellow thespians, she’s got a long way to go before she conquers “Two Truths and Lie.”
