Campus Life
In My Defense: Venmoing the Homeless
Last week Highbrow brought you the story of one generous Penngineer’s attempt to Venmo a homeless woman her child support payment. We tracked her down—this is her side of the story:
Overheard at Penn: 9.26.2013
Betch 1: These are my “I don’t give a shit” pants. Betch 2: Yeah, I can tell.
Ego of the Week: Alyssa Baron
Women’s basketball captain Alyssa Baron has received more honors than we could possibly name.
The Roundup: 9.26.2013
It’s officially fall and you know what that means: it’s time for Amy Gutmann to start walking around campus in her peacoat, looking like a majestic Mary Poppins.
Ask Miss Cassandra: Sexy Chats and Turning Sex into Chats
Dear Miss Cassandra, I love porn. But lately, porn hasn’t been doing much to satisfy me.
Tweet of the Week: 9.24.2013
On a tree by a river, a little tweet twat, singing twillow, tit twillow, tit twillow.
Ego Video: Down to Earth with Alex Rattray
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8J2YmdoZIw&feature=youtu.be
The Roundup: 9.19.2013
Welcome back, kiddies. Did you have a nice Yom Kippur? Highbrow did. While most of campus made a mass exodus back to Long Island and North Jersey, we were here: watching, waiting, commiserating. We hear you blew more than the shofar.
Penn's Famous Frat Icons
Some frats house more than free alcohol and somewhat attractive guys. Highbrow brings you all the famous frat decorations you may have overlooked. If walls could talk...
The 5 Kinds of People You Meet on Locust
The Loud Mouth This person is often found shouting obscene and unrelated comments to passersby.
Overheard at Penn: 9.19.2013
Gay guy: I’ve been a SWUG since second semester freshman year.
DOs and DON'Ts for the Flyerer and walker
Locust is a two–way street
Ego of the Week: Alex Rattray
Alex Rattray is more than just the kid who doesn’t wear shoes—he’s an entrepreneur. A self–taught hacker, he’s created over seven apps, like Emerald Exam and the Musical Toilet.
Word on the Street: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Swipe Right
Tap photo: mutual friends, mutual interests—swipe right. Tap photo: no friends, no interests—swipe left.
Ask Miss Cassandra: Anal Tearing and Mantis Pairing
So I had anal sex last night and kind of, like, ripped my anus.
Tweet of the Week: 9.17.2013
Twittington twat where muh tweet's at
