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Ego of the Week



Ego of the Week: Kristen Kelly

This year's Philomathian moderator and Philly native would love to chat with you about Hufflepuff or racial identity over a cup a tea, but you have to follow her on Instagram first.


Ego of the Week: Kalijah Terilli

When she's not stopping goals left and right for Women's Soccer, this Ego can be found belting Celine Dion, working in a neuroeconomics lab, or eating olives just about anywhere. All the while sporting her classic Penn Athletics wardrobe.




Ego of the Week: Chloe Le Comte

When this EOTW isn’t going to one of her fifteen engineering club meetings or scoring the trendiest clothes from her job at Urban Outfitters, you can catch her moving and grooving on the dance floor.



Ego of the Week: Chloe Bower

If you haven't seen Street's former HBIC around these days, it's because she's found the SABSiest new place on campus: her bed. Don't let her resting bitch face fool you—there's One Direction to her heart, and that's a bottle of sauvignon blanc and cold brie.




EOTW: Matt Hanessian

This tall, Jewish, singing basketball star is a host of contradictions. He can ball out on the court or court you with his balls. And even Obama thinks he can score.


EOTW: Denzel Cummings

Denzel, aka "Coco Diesel," may be too scared to walk into his basement, but he's definitely not too scared to tackle society's biggest issues.


EOTW: Amanda Shulman

This hungree girl understands the finer things in life. Whether she's digging for truffles or whipping up mac and cheese, Amanda has taken the cooking scene by storm. We just hope we're invited to her next dinner party.




EOTW: Andres Martinez

This bilingual Bloody Mary took a break from his time on stage to show us the Andres beneath his mask and wig. He may not eat carbs or milkshakes, but he still had plenty of energy to entertain us.


EOTW: Daniel Fine

You don't need a pair of Glass-U glasses to recognize this entrepreneurial frat bro at Smokes. You could check out his feature in the New York Times, but you should probably read this instead.


Ego of the Week: Patrick Del Valle

When this Whartonite isn’t saving Penn traditions as a member of Class Board, you’ll find him Instagram stalking the shit out of you or doing McNasty things at any and all fast food restaurants


Ego of the Week: Alex Amstrup

Meet Alex, a management 100 TA and President of St. Elmo’s. This mortar boarder is studying management, OPIM and French in the Huntsman Program. He’s from Singapore, but really really wants to make it to Iceland.