Ego of the Week
Ego of the Week: Jacob Wallenberg
This IFC President may be head of the greeks, but he identifies more with Buddhist monks than the gods (even though he looks like one).
Ego of the Week: Chloe Bower
If you haven't seen Street's former HBIC around these days, it's because she's found the SABSiest new place on campus: her bed. Don't let her resting bitch face fool you—there's One Direction to her heart, and that's a bottle of sauvignon blanc and cold brie.
EOTW: Rohan Malhotra
Street: Describe yourself in three words. RM: Can Ralph Lauren be one word? RalphLauren. Dhamaka. Douchebag.
EOTW: Dani Castillo
Dani is as sweet as a honeybee. She’s buzzing with energy, but watch out: she might sting you if you cut down a tree.
EOTW: Matt Hanessian
This tall, Jewish, singing basketball star is a host of contradictions. He can ball out on the court or court you with his balls. And even Obama thinks he can score.
EOTW: Denzel Cummings
Denzel, aka "Coco Diesel," may be too scared to walk into his basement, but he's definitely not too scared to tackle society's biggest issues.
EOTW: Amanda Shulman
This hungree girl understands the finer things in life. Whether she's digging for truffles or whipping up mac and cheese, Amanda has taken the cooking scene by storm. We just hope we're invited to her next dinner party.
EOTW: VagMons' Co-Producers, Dawn Androphy and Alexis Richards
This is the Love Issue. Ego loves our vaginas. So we sat down with the co–producers of The Vagina Monologues to talk about all things vag.
An Insider's Look at Mask and Wig
Ego talked to a group of Mask and Wig seniors for some behind-the-scenes info.
EOTW: Andres Martinez
This bilingual Bloody Mary took a break from his time on stage to show us the Andres beneath his mask and wig. He may not eat carbs or milkshakes, but he still had plenty of energy to entertain us.
EOTW: Daniel Fine
You don't need a pair of Glass-U glasses to recognize this entrepreneurial frat bro at Smokes. You could check out his feature in the New York Times, but you should probably read this instead.
Ego of the Week: Patrick Del Valle
When this Whartonite isn’t saving Penn traditions as a member of Class Board, you’ll find him Instagram stalking the shit out of you or doing McNasty things at any and all fast food restaurants
Ego of the Week: Alex Amstrup
Meet Alex, a management 100 TA and President of St. Elmo’s. This mortar boarder is studying management, OPIM and French in the Huntsman Program. He’s from Singapore, but really really wants to make it to Iceland.
Ego of the Week: Alex Wiggins
Identifying as a “black woman, lifelong learner, and people pleaser,” Alex keeps busy but has her flyering technique down to a T. She’s the Chair of the Dance Arts Council, sashays in Onda Latina, produces Penn Monologues, coordinates PennArts pre-orientation program, and networks in Black Wharton (say that five times fast!).
Egos of the Week: Men of BMOC
The boys of AXO’s annual philanthropy event, Big Man On Campus, are back. This year, they’ve been training hard (or hardly training?) See them shake that thang on stage November 12th at the Roxxy.
Ego of the Week: Olivia Route
Olivia is a girl of many interests: she’s director of Bloomers, a head coordinator for Penn Quest, and studies IR and Russian (with a minor in African Studies). Hailing from Alaska, she probably can’t see Russia from her house, but at least she can speak
Ego(s) of the Week: Eric and Wyatt Shapiro
They may look alike, but Eric and Wyatt are one of a kind. Back from an Engineers Without Borders excursion, Wyatt–the–trombonist leads the Mask and Wig band. Eric drums in African Rhythms and facilitates the Fellowship for Building Intercultural Communities. Rumor is they might be the first pair of Sphinx twins.
Ego of the Week: Kay Lu
All hail Madame President (of Mortar Board), a comm and cinema studies major from Hong Kong. When she’s not publicizing the Vagina Monologues, she’s dreaming of Hollywood.
Ego of the Week: Jordan Holmes
Sig Nu brother Jordan is all about Penn pride. Whether working it as the mascot or cheering with Red and Blue Crew, he never misses a game. Off the field/court, he’s chief of Carriage (the LGBT senior society), a Pennacle leader, and an architect-in-training. And BTW—he’s technically a varsity cheerleader.
