Ego of the Week
Ego of the Week: Josef Hoenzsch
One person, two egos! Meet Josef, Glee Club member, Engineer, actor and one half of the fabulous, PBR drinking Annie DeBeers.
Ego of the Week: Kristen Kelly
This year's Philomathian moderator and Philly native would love to chat with you about Hufflepuff or racial identity over a cup a tea, but you have to follow her on Instagram first.
Ego of the Week: Kalijah Terilli
When she's not stopping goals left and right for Women's Soccer, this Ego can be found belting Celine Dion, working in a neuroeconomics lab, or eating olives just about anywhere. All the while sporting her classic Penn Athletics wardrobe.
Ego of the Week: Erich Kessel
Chair of Lambda Alliance and a pop culture guru, this Ego knows a thing or two about advocacy, art history and Madonna. But what are his thoughts on Smoke’s pizza?
Ego of the Week: Laura Petro
This week's Ego is a funny fashionista who has a knack for writing and smoothie making. And don't get her started on Stanley Tucci!
Ego of the Week: Chloe Le Comte
When this EOTW isn’t going to one of her fifteen engineering club meetings or scoring the trendiest clothes from her job at Urban Outfitters, you can catch her moving and grooving on the dance floor.
Ego of the Week: Jacob Wallenberg
This IFC President may be head of the greeks, but he identifies more with Buddhist monks than the gods (even though he looks like one).
Ego of the Week: Chloe Bower
If you haven't seen Street's former HBIC around these days, it's because she's found the SABSiest new place on campus: her bed. Don't let her resting bitch face fool you—there's One Direction to her heart, and that's a bottle of sauvignon blanc and cold brie.
EOTW: Rohan Malhotra
Street: Describe yourself in three words. RM: Can Ralph Lauren be one word? RalphLauren. Dhamaka. Douchebag.
EOTW: Dani Castillo
Dani is as sweet as a honeybee. She’s buzzing with energy, but watch out: she might sting you if you cut down a tree.
EOTW: Matt Hanessian
This tall, Jewish, singing basketball star is a host of contradictions. He can ball out on the court or court you with his balls. And even Obama thinks he can score.
EOTW: Denzel Cummings
Denzel, aka "Coco Diesel," may be too scared to walk into his basement, but he's definitely not too scared to tackle society's biggest issues.
EOTW: Amanda Shulman
This hungree girl understands the finer things in life. Whether she's digging for truffles or whipping up mac and cheese, Amanda has taken the cooking scene by storm. We just hope we're invited to her next dinner party.
EOTW: VagMons' Co-Producers, Dawn Androphy and Alexis Richards
This is the Love Issue. Ego loves our vaginas. So we sat down with the co–producers of The Vagina Monologues to talk about all things vag.
An Insider's Look at Mask and Wig
Ego talked to a group of Mask and Wig seniors for some behind-the-scenes info.
EOTW: Andres Martinez
This bilingual Bloody Mary took a break from his time on stage to show us the Andres beneath his mask and wig. He may not eat carbs or milkshakes, but he still had plenty of energy to entertain us.
EOTW: Daniel Fine
You don't need a pair of Glass-U glasses to recognize this entrepreneurial frat bro at Smokes. You could check out his feature in the New York Times, but you should probably read this instead.
Ego of the Week: Patrick Del Valle
When this Whartonite isn’t saving Penn traditions as a member of Class Board, you’ll find him Instagram stalking the shit out of you or doing McNasty things at any and all fast food restaurants
Ego of the Week: Alex Amstrup
Meet Alex, a management 100 TA and President of St. Elmo’s. This mortar boarder is studying management, OPIM and French in the Huntsman Program. He’s from Singapore, but really really wants to make it to Iceland.




















