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Ego’s Guide to March Madness
March Madness still driving you crazy? Well it's winding down to its grand finale, but you still don't want to be that person with no clue what's going on. Here are some comments you can drop to make you look like a NCAA pro (without actually holding a ball).
EOTW: Matt Hanessian
This tall, Jewish, singing basketball star is a host of contradictions. He can ball out on the court or court you with his balls. And even Obama thinks he can score.
Penn (Fun)ding
Did you know Penn would pay for you to do some really cool shit? These students figured it out, and had some incredible experiences. Check the CURF website for funding application deadlines—many are due this month!
EOTW: Caroline Kee
Even if you haven’t seen this lady longlegs around campus, she’s probably seen you in her crystal ball. Whether she’s hanging with healers in the Himalayas or curing STIs, this St. Elmo witch has the dildo wand that will (pene)treat you.
Synon-Names: Moniker Mix-Ups
Ego brought you Doppelgängers and now we present Synon-names: people with the same identities on Penn Directory, but are totally different in person. Beware next time you email Rebecca Stein begging for an "A."
EOTW: Denzel Cummings
Denzel, aka "Coco Diesel," may be too scared to walk into his basement, but he's definitely not too scared to tackle society's biggest issues.
EOTW: Amanda Shulman
This hungree girl understands the finer things in life. Whether she's digging for truffles or whipping up mac and cheese, Amanda has taken the cooking scene by storm. We just hope we're invited to her next dinner party.
EOTW: VagMons' Co-Producers, Dawn Androphy and Alexis Richards
This is the Love Issue. Ego loves our vaginas. So we sat down with the co–producers of The Vagina Monologues to talk about all things vag.
36 Questions That Lead to Love (or Probably Hate)
Last month, The New York Times published “The 36 Questions That Lead to Love”—a list of questions that are supposed to make two people fall in love by jumping straight into the deep shit. But let's be honest, learning about someone's "hopes and dreams" is kind of meh. We present you with 36 questions you might actually care about when finding love, or at least finding out how sceney you are.
Top 10 Reasons to Take Your Valentine to See 50 Shades Of Grey
Still scrambling for Valentine’s Day ideas for your special someone? Here’s 50 (minus 40) reasons why you should look no further than Fifty Shades of Grey.
An Insider's Look at Mask and Wig
Ego talked to a group of Mask and Wig seniors for some behind-the-scenes info.
Doppelgängers
Are you sure you weren't separated at birth? These Quakers have found their twins here at Penn—are they long lost siblings? Evil twins? Judge for yourself.
EOTW: Andres Martinez
This bilingual Bloody Mary took a break from his time on stage to show us the Andres beneath his mask and wig. He may not eat carbs or milkshakes, but he still had plenty of energy to entertain us.
Top 10: Things We Hate About Life Right Now
Just because it’s that wrong time of the year.
EOTW: Daniel Fine
You don't need a pair of Glass-U glasses to recognize this entrepreneurial frat bro at Smokes. You could check out his feature in the New York Times, but you should probably read this instead.
4 Apps That Make Your Life A Little More Appealing
Finally, you can get free food from Wawa without having to steal donuts.
Here's How You Took Advantage of Your Illness
It's post-rush season, and Penn has the plague. Here's how some of you used those sneezes to your advantage
New Year, New Places
Along with those abroad juniors appearing back on campus, here are some (slightly more) exciting additions.
How to: Scheme Your Way to an Up-Grade
There’s nothing worse than waking up to a CITsender email in your inbox while on break. Penn InTouch is lagging and you’re trying to anticipate how much of a blow your Orgo grade will be to your GPA. Have no fear. Ego is here
