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Best Friends or Dating?

Nonbelievers out there will insist guys and girls can't be "just friends," but these pairs are proving them wrong one platonic sleepover at a time.


STREET INVESTIGATES: What Dean Ferpa Thinks About You

Early this year, a group of Stanford students discovered that, through the Family Educational Rights and Privacy Act (FERPA), college students have the right to see their admissions files. Street Edz checked out their files so that you don't have to look at yours



What do your admissions files say about you?

Ever wondered how the hell you ended up at Penn? Thanks to FERPA, now you can find out. But how much of your admissions files can you really see? Ego wants to know. If you have participated in a FERPA review session, please fill out this short survey about your experience. We're dying to know what admissions truly thinks.




Ego’s Guide to March Madness

March Madness still driving you crazy? Well it's winding down to its grand finale, but you still don't want to be that person with no clue what's going on. Here are some comments you can drop to make you look like a NCAA pro (without actually holding a ball). 


EOTW: Matt Hanessian

This tall, Jewish, singing basketball star is a host of contradictions. He can ball out on the court or court you with his balls. And even Obama thinks he can score.


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Penn (Fun)ding

Did you know Penn would pay for you to do some really cool shit? These students figured it out, and had some incredible experiences. Check the CURF website for funding application deadlines—many are due this month!


EOTW: Caroline Kee

Even if you haven’t seen this lady longlegs around campus, she’s probably seen you in her crystal ball. Whether she’s hanging with healers in the Himalayas or curing STIs, this St. Elmo witch has the dildo wand that will (pene)treat you.


Synon-Names: Moniker Mix-Ups

Ego brought you Doppelgängers and now we present Synon-names: people with the same identities on Penn Directory, but are totally different in person. Beware next time you email Rebecca Stein begging for an "A."


EOTW: Denzel Cummings

Denzel, aka "Coco Diesel," may be too scared to walk into his basement, but he's definitely not too scared to tackle society's biggest issues.


EOTW: Amanda Shulman

This hungree girl understands the finer things in life. Whether she's digging for truffles or whipping up mac and cheese, Amanda has taken the cooking scene by storm. We just hope we're invited to her next dinner party.



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​36 Questions That Lead to Love (or Probably Hate)

Last month, The New York Times published “The 36 Questions That Lead to Love”—a list of questions that are supposed to make two people fall in love by jumping straight into the deep shit. But let's be honest, learning about someone's "hopes and dreams" is kind of meh. We present you with 36 questions you might actually care about when finding love, or at least finding out how sceney you are.




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Doppelgängers

Are you sure you weren't separated at birth? These Quakers have found their twins here at Penn—are they long lost siblings? Evil twins? Judge for yourself.