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The Round Up: 2.21.2013
Now that Highbrow finally has its big (love you!), we're totally ready to tackle things other than fake Facebook accounts.
Overheard at Penn: 2.21.13
Girl: Well, when they inspected his body, it wasn’t that small. Guy: My class held a mock election for president.
Word on the Street: Red Fish, Blue Fish, Me Fish, You Fish
At the end of every day, I frantically hop into bed. The next day, I’m likely to repeat this routine.
Locust Lexicon: 2.21.13
TWA That Was Awkward Did you see that dude being hugged by the girl in the Vagina suit?
Ask Miss Cassandra: Losing Your V–Card and Improving Your Gaydar
I’m very curious about your opinion on losing your virginity, perhaps in a strange place.
An Open Letter to: Campus Couples
Dear Couples, I get it. And if I were in your position I would probably be behaving the same way, but I’m not, which is the whole point of this bitter diatribe.
Overheard at Penn: 2.14.13
Guy: For a while it was funny, but now I just fucking hate her.
The Roundup: 2.14.13
Happy Anna Howard Shaw Day, you little suffragettes! Like most of you, Highbrow’s been ignoring the Hallmark holiday of Valentine’s Day and focusing on things that MATTER.
Ask Miss Cassandra: A Freaky Frenzy and Blowing Woes
Dear Miss Cassandra, My boyfriend is always telling me that I am not “freaky” enough for him.
Dispatch: Vagmons Downtown
10:00 p.m.: Receive text: “are you going to cunt party?” 10:01 p.m.: Ignore text.
My Penn Addiction: Stealing From Frats
Let me just state for the record that I am NOT a thief. I don’t get a thrill out of theft, like some kleptomaniac.
Word on the Street: I Think I Know You From Somewhere
Welcome to Penn, where students overlap in webs more complicated than that gross hook–up diagram from "Jersey Shore." Forget six degrees of separation.
The Roundup: 2.7.13
Well pets, we're here—that awkward hump between winter and spring breaks where the only thing that keeps us going is the promise of a beautiful week in the Bahamas a month away.
