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Overheard at Penn: 4.5.2012
Female Model Congress senator: Pornography is great. I’m not opposed to the occasional light BDSM. Girl on Locust: Ugh, if I don’t get into heaven I swear I’m going to kill God! Guy at Smoke’s: I’ve never been here before!
The Roundup: 4.5.2012
Ah, senior societies, the staple of ivy–covered universities everywhere. Highbrow was passed over for Ego this year (those bitches), but we didn’t want to be in Sphinx anyway.
Tweets Illustrated
You tweeted, we listened, you voted, we illustrated. Highbrow’s Tweet of the Week gets a little more… graphic this week.
Word on the Street: Cry Me A River
I blame my parents. They’re emotional wrecks. My mother has no "average" setting. She’s always manically happy, severely depressed or feverishly angry.
Tweet of the Week: 4/3 - 4/10
[poll id="32"] For past Tweet of the Week polls, check here.
The Roundup: 3.29.2012
The things we go through to bring you guys gossip every week. We had to fight the rest of Street in a battle to the death this weekend, just for the small pleasure of reporting your weekly scandals.
Dispatches: Tiësto Linë
1:35 a.m.: Check my email one last time before passing out to get in line at 6 a.m. 1:36 a.m.: Several emails and texts tell me that the line is already like 100 people long.
Overheard at Penn: 3.29.2012
Kid in Huntsman: Sam just killed me in Wharton assassins but guess what? I give zero fucks. Frat bro in Tiesto line: Is this your house?
Word on the Street: Latest Discoveries
The Word on the Street column often ends with some sort of inspirational conlusive statement. This one was going to end with praise of the concept of “discovery”. In a fit of inspiration, I decided to skip the actual article.
Tweet of the Week: 3/27 - 4/3
[poll id="31"] For past Tweet of the Week polls, check here.
My Penn Addiction: Extreme Bursaring
You never forget your first bursar. Actually, I have no idea if that’s true. I’ll never forget my first bursar, anyway.
The Roundup: 3.22.2012
Top o’ the morning to ya, lads and lassies. We hope your St. Patty’s Day was filled with green beer a–flowing and few arrests a–made.
Overheard at Penn: 3.22.2012
- Girl on Locust: I just want to be engaged by the time I graduate. Then I’ll be happy. - Drunk Chick: I have really poor taste in friends.
Tweet of the Week: 3/20 - 3/27
[poll id="30"] For past Tweet of the Week polls, check here.
The Roundup: 3.15.2012
OMG hiiiii! How are you? You look sooo tan! How was Cancun? Oooh scandal! Ew sweetie, you should get that checked out.
Word on the Street: Get on the Bus Gus
All I’ve seriously ever wanted from a bus ride is to lean back in my seat, close my eyes and concentrate on hoping no one can hear that I’m listening to the same Simon & Garfunkel song on repeat. I’m not sure if it’s because no one is ever this lucky, or just that the Gods of Transportation hate my guts, but peaceful bus trips are few and far between.
Your Spring Break Texts
Forget most of what happened on that week–long bender in Miami? Maybe your Spring Break texts will offer some insight.
Overheard at Penn: 3.15.2012
Dude: I can’t believe you’re making me go to Sweetgreen. I looked online — they don’t even have ranch dressing. Girl 1: So what’re you up to tonight? Girl 2: Oh, I’m just doing something.
Tweet of the Week: 3/13 - 3/20
[poll id="29"] For past Tweet of the Week polls, check here.
