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Who's Having the Worst Week at Penn? 9.28.2013
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Word on the Street: Blame it on the Adderall
Coming to Penn, we were curious about three things: Sex, alcohol and drugs—mainly, Adderall. The sex part was obvious.
In My Defense: Venmoing the Homeless
Last week Highbrow brought you the story of one generous Penngineer’s attempt to Venmo a homeless woman her child support payment. We tracked her down—this is her side of the story:
Overheard at Penn: 9.26.2013
Betch 1: These are my “I don’t give a shit” pants. Betch 2: Yeah, I can tell.
The Roundup: 9.26.2013
It’s officially fall and you know what that means: it’s time for Amy Gutmann to start walking around campus in her peacoat, looking like a majestic Mary Poppins.
Ask Miss Cassandra: Sexy Chats and Turning Sex into Chats
Dear Miss Cassandra, I love porn. But lately, porn hasn’t been doing much to satisfy me.
Tweet of the Week: 9.24.2013
On a tree by a river, a little tweet twat, singing twillow, tit twillow, tit twillow.
The Roundup: 9.19.2013
Welcome back, kiddies. Did you have a nice Yom Kippur? Highbrow did. While most of campus made a mass exodus back to Long Island and North Jersey, we were here: watching, waiting, commiserating. We hear you blew more than the shofar.
Penn's Famous Frat Icons
Some frats house more than free alcohol and somewhat attractive guys. Highbrow brings you all the famous frat decorations you may have overlooked. If walls could talk...
Overheard at Penn: 9.19.2013
Gay guy: I’ve been a SWUG since second semester freshman year.
Word on the Street: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Swipe Right
Tap photo: mutual friends, mutual interests—swipe right. Tap photo: no friends, no interests—swipe left.
Ask Miss Cassandra: Anal Tearing and Mantis Pairing
So I had anal sex last night and kind of, like, ripped my anus.
Tweet of the Week: 9.17.2013
Twittington twat where muh tweet's at
True Life: I Hate your Snapchats
If Facebook is where we post pictures that show us at our hottest, Snapchat is where we expose our eight chins and third nipple to our friends for three seconds.
Word on the Street: iPhone–solation
This past summer, I was just one of a thousand eager Penn students interning in New York. Four trains—and an hour and a half of smelling body odor—later, I commuted to the Brooklyn–based office from my boring Jersey suburb to gain “experience” and seize “opportunity.” I learned the ropes of tri–state area public transportation, hustled through the corporate crowds of Wall Street and hopped across the East River to be among the hipsters of Park Slope.
The Round Up: 9.12.2013
L’Shana Tova, bitches! The year is 5774 and you know what that means? It’s time for some resolutions.
