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Other Things to Dye Green
Celebrate St. Paddy's day with more than just dyed-green beer. Lowbrow reminds you to be an equal opportunity green food-coloring user.
True Life: I'm a Leprechaun
Kermit was right, it's not fucking easy being green.
An Interview with a Real Life Irish Person
Lowbrow sat down with Angus Boyd, College '17, in hopes of learning about Irish Culture.
How Irish are you?
Find out how Irish you are by seeing how many of these apply to you! Answer True or False to each one, and for good measure take a sip of the black stuff each time you answer True.
Let Me Buy You A Drank?
Blue Kamikaze: Nerd, who even knows how to make a blue kamikaze?! You definitely Googled that.
How to Sprang Break at Home
There is no beach in Philly, but ATO has a volleyball court. Slowly start to steal sand. Because campus will be deserted no one will notice how much sand you take.
Things Your Mom Definitely Will Ask You Over Sprang Break (and How to Answer)
Mom: "Are you still seeing that nice boy that you were seeing when you came home for Christmas?
Funny List Monday: 10 People Who Died For Your Sins
1) The Ghost of Christmas Present 2) Sammy Davis Junior 3) Walter White 4) Everyone who has very been to a Kmart 5) Black Jeus 6) White Jeus 7) Actual Jesus who probably looked Palestinian 8) Adam Sandler in exactly 14 years and 8 days 9) The girl who is always like "OMG LITERALLY DYING" 10) That random man you killed because of your unquenchable blood lust
Underheards
Sceney Bitch: I’m done with this life of excess I lead.
Lowbrow's Guide to Social Falling
Dress the part: Some people will tell you to always dress in black, but you want to peacock! How about a cape?
Lowbrow Presents: The Groundup
Welcome back bitches. But this isn’t the dog park anymore. This week Highbrow got a little too drunk (also the oxycotin didn’t help). Now Lowbrow’s writing the (G)Round Up. Buckle the fuck down while we lay some gossip on you. #bark We know how you guys like puns, so dogs....umm, dogs.
Dispatch: The Martians are coming. Hide.
9:40 Just hanging with my girls, drinking Smirnoff ice. I don’t really want to go out tonight, but I know I will.
Funny List Mondays: 10 Things you Meant to Do Today
Sometimes you wake up and you're just like "I'm about to get shit done."
Lowbrow News: Samantha to Deliver Commencement Address
Samantha Jones, a public relations specialist and best friend of Carrie Bradshaw—but not quite the best friend of Carrie because, honestly, that’s totally Miranda—will be delivering the commencement address at the University of Pennsylvania’s 259th Commencement on May 18th.
The Oregon Trail
Miss the iconic beeping of the Oregon Trail computer game? Head out on the 2015 Oregon trail game, so current that it'll make you feel like you're actually in Oregon.
You Have to Eat This: 90s Yogurt
Oh, you're "really into chobani"? That's cool, now shut the fuck up while we talk about '90s yogurt.
90's Characters: Where are They Now?
1. Arnold (Hey Arnold): had his first daughter young and now she's starting high school, the two don't get along.
A Tale of 2 Tuxedos
There has always been two types of tuxes. Now we must decide who is the real winner: Formal Tux or Canadian Tuxedo.
Funny List Monday: Wedding Ideas
The most important day of your life
