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In Case You Missed It...
You're in college, you're busy. What with school and drinking and hanging out and drinking, you don't have time for a lot of peripheral bullshit like being a responsible citizen of this great democracy.
Larger Than Life
Sean makes the trip from his room in Hamilton Village to Gimbel six days a week, without fail, and it shows.
I Swear I Am Not Making This Up
Summer '98.ÿMy freshman year at Penn was behind me, I was still 18, and I had the coolest job in the world.
Movie Review: A Walk to Remember
As the end credits roll, you realize that A Walk to Remember is 2 hours and 20 minutes of your life that you desperately want back.
Event Listings
THEATRE ART Walnut Street Theatre 825 Walnut Street 8p.m., $10-50 (215) 574-3550 Through March 3 The perfect name for... well, a play, actually.
Movie Review: Black Hawk Down
For those of you who don't know, the Pentagon partially controls the success of any movie based on the U.S.
Trendsetter or Ho-Bag?
1. You're awakened by the bell while sleeping in the buff. You... a) put on your oversized Penn sweatshirt and slump to the door. b) answer as you are -- the Izzy and Zoe's delivery guy/girl won't mind. c) crawl out from between ___'s thighs and get the door. 2.
An Alternative to Internet Porn
Three-ring Rob and his Sundance circus left town before I even had the chance to buy a ticket. But all is not lost.
Movie Review: The Shipping News
There's not much than can be said about Lasse Hallstr”m's adaptation of E. Annie Proulx's best-selling, Pulitzer Prize-winning novel, The Shipping News.
No Wire Hangars!
Oh, to live in a world filled with beauty and glamour. A world where solid gold compacts are given away as party favors, and owning four hundred gowns is normal.
Please Mr. Postman
My father once got a letter addressed to "Daddy Windridge, through the gate, down the field with the sheep in, Tenbury Wells." I'm British, and we expect a lot from the Royal Mail.
Lip Service
If you haven't heard them, chances are you've heard about them. After all, they're everywhere: on the walk, at coffee houses, at any schmoozy event put on by the University.
Streetbeats: The week in news
playboy Condom Kingdom. A recent survey by condom manufacturer Durex finds that Americans lead the world in making the love.
Room: What the hell is a slapjack?
Room: Sorority House, 39th and Walnut. 3rd floor triple. Room cohabitants: College sophomores Suzie Cohen of Houston, Texas, Emily Lerman of Potomac, Maryland and Wharton Sophomore Sam Katz of Cherry Hill, New Jersey. This is from the new Britney Spears single: "I know I may be young but I've got feelings too,/ and I need to do what I feel like doing./ So let me go." That doesn't rhyme.
Wots: Alcohol and stirrups don't mix
She awakens at 5:40 in the morning, nauseous and hung over from the night before. She can't even sleep.
Philly Shipping: A Photo Essay
At the Philadelphia Naval Business Center, which spans along the Schuylkill and Delaware rivers, abandoned and overgrown buildings mingle with ultra high-tech facilities.
Streetscenes: He Wants to Ride His Bicycle
DONALD KLIPSTEIN "I do a little bit of almost everything except actually make the food, but mostly what I do is deliver.... I put the people's orders on the bicycle and ride the bike to where they are.... I really like riding bikes.
Batteries not included
Campus is abuzz right now with the anticipation of rush. However, unlike the chaotic midget lap-dancing and secret crotch grabs of fraternity rushing, females have more rules and regulations with which to deal.
Recipe: Hold the mustard
Yesterday, all I ate was half a bag of Tostitos and a slice of cake... In this special segment of Recipe, fpp's food segment, formerly known as You Eat Like Fucking Pigs, we offer recipes created, written, devised and plagiarized by your fellow students, who have probably suffered the same misguided steps you have in simply trying to satiate those late-night munchies. Tonight, I am thinking Tabasco and mustard soup. The Most Delicious Mushrooms Ever (marinade is also great for steak) 1/2 cup oil (vegetable or peanut--not olive) 1/4 cup soy sauce 3 tbsp.
