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Your Guide To: Setting the Mood
Want to get laid without getting screwed? She might be drunk, but she's not that gone. and if your room still smells like pot and leftover Greek Lady, she'll notice.
Read This If you Think Today Sucks
Ah, the day of Saint Valentine. The chocolates. The doilies. The bow-and-arrow-toting winged babes. What could be better?
Everything You Wanted To Know About Karl Rove, But Were Afraid to Ask
Goes by MC Rove in his spare time, and does THE dance. The Karl Rove dance. Says "fabulous" a whole lot. The first book he ever read was Greatest Moments in History. Thinks patience is the most overrated virtue. In an interview with Lee Davidson, he said: "There was a little girl across the street who was Catholic and found out I was for Nixon, and she was avidly for Kennedy.
Puppets Get Kinky, Exhibition Ensues
Swing by the Institute of Contemporary Art before March 30 to check out its latest addition featuring.
The "Green" Hot List
One word. organic: Get your exercise and walk down to that Whole Foods located on 20th and Pennsylvania Ave.
Lip Service: Undressing Your Favorite Lip Balms
Wintertime calls for serious pucker attention. Nothing will rebuff potential suitors quite like flaky, chapped, weather-beaten lips.
Street Takes You Out
The rainbow has never been so trendy: we raced for the cure in Victoria's Secret Pink, bought Gap clothing and aspi(red) to fight AIDS in Africa and now it seems that green is sprouting up all over.
V-Power
Right now, wherever you are, I dare you to say the word "vagina" out loud. Might be awkward. But why?
Your Guide To: Winterizing Penn
In case you missed the memo, it's pretty cold outside. Before the high rise wind tunnel smacks you in the face, read our guide to getting through winter without freezing your balls off. Sniffly Transmitted Diseases Make like Howard Hughes and disinfect everything.
Best Kept Secret: Cozying Up to the Bubonic Plague
It's time to put on your suit of chainmail armor and fight with the likes of Joan of Arc - even if just for an hour or two.
Street takes you out: Beyond 40th
While only a precious few of us are truly West Philadelphians born-and-raised, living at Penn for four years allows us a free pass to claim an unbreakable bond with the infamous West Philly area.
take note: course (over)load
You didn't come to the "Work Hard, Play Harder," ivy to cut your Thursday night social life short for something like Friday morning class.
Your guide to: surviving the writer's strike
Dear Writers Guild of America, This is one serious strike you've got going on here. Two months, three weeks and four days - guess you're not screwing around.
BEASTLY QUIRKY SNOWGLOBE SEX?
Cerealart 149 N. 3rd Street 11 a.m. - 5 p.m., through February 15th If "penguin sex" isn't what springs to mind when you think of snow globes, then you haven't seen Walter Martin and Paloma Munoz's exhibition at Cerealart.
Give Me 5s
vote or die. seriously. 2000 Elections Your Local Polls Anywhere, USA Tuesday, November 7, all day, FREE! Now that the Clintons are out of the Oval Office for good, Americans can put the era of scandals behind them and select a Commander-in-Chief we can trust.
What a trip!
Want to get across the Atlantic, but not sure what mode of travel is for you? For your convenience, Street sent out liaisons to check out the travel options for any price range.
Your Guide to.getting into Harvard
The college application process is a convoluted and screwed up way to determine the four years of your collegiate life and, transitively, your entire future.
Give Me 5s
Age of Arousal Wilma Theater 265 S. Broad Street Wednesday, 7:30 p.m., $37 (215) 893-9456 www.wilmatheater.org Corsets seem mind-boggling to women these days; we don't understand how Victorian women put up with such small-waisted tyranny.
Your Guide to... Pulling an All-Nighter
In theory, reading days are four days to study hard so that you can ace your final exams. But all that free time can go to your head, and before you know it, exams are upon you and you haven't even cracked the binding on your books.

