We have exactly SIX minutes to get to backlot, guys.
Russia is no match for Quad security
Hoorah for the Red and the Ew.
Lifetime is purchasing the TV rights to my story
Makes perfect sense!
Socially... AND fiscally liberal Wharton student
“I’m just grateful for another opportunity to fulfill my stereotypes.”
Like anyone at Penn *needs* a reason
Not the hero we need, but the one we deserve.
“We realized that this was probably the only area in the world that even our most privileged students haven’t had the opportunity to visit.”
They're called littles for a reason, DUH.
Bad vibes only
That LOVE statue is there for a reason, right?
One of life's bigger mysteries
It's called "Penn."
Doomsday clock moves farther from midnight
More importantly, has Fling started yet?