Street's All Time Least Favorite Halloween Movies
Halloween is right around the corner, and you’re probably looking forward to letting loose before the next onslaught of midterms. Sure you could go out and socialize, reaffirming your existence through the marvel of human connection. Or, you could hunker down in your most–likely vermin infested dorm and watch these terrible, vaguely Halloween–themed movies, one by one, until you forget that you’re even on a college campus. These movies provide for hours of pure, vapid entertainment. There’s no depth of meaning to uncover, no added stress of finding profound beauty in the dialogue. Just like Gary Johnson does before every interview, you can turn your brain off and j chill.