I hate to say it but this is my last column. I'd like to offer some formal au revoirs to special elements of my undergrad experience. Goodbye freshman roommate. Thanks for going out of town so frequently. You might want to change your sheets. Goodbye French TA from junior year. I'm sorry that I threw myself at you. I didn't think you were gay, just European. I get it now. And with that I bid you farewell. Think of me fondly. Adieu.

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