Are you cool? Do you think you could be cooler? Screw the built-in equality of college -- cultural politics and elitism are as "Penn" as Benjamin Franklin or people doing it under the button. It's not difficult to play dress-up with your image, and this week, we're going bohemian. We may be a pretentious Ivy League school that lives by "greed is good," but the line between Boho and Faux-Boho is just blurry enough that anyone can get in on this (thank God for you, Urban Outfitters!). But seriously: come one, come all to a world where the intellectually and creatively inclined and those of questionable hygiene and sexual morality are the coolest kids around. And if you are what you eat, by the transitive property, you are only as cool as the restaurants you frequent. You wannabe boho's may not have yet acquired any cultural capital, but we are the fig-bearers of good news: today is the first day of the rest of your life.

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